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#126
Shephard-Commander909

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BattleCop88 wrote...

Let's go out. I know a place in Rio...


Bravo, good sir.

#127
Titus Thongger

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are you sure there's no time for aerial bombardment?

#128
GOMIXIN

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I think I'll need a thermal clip, 'cause it's getting hot in here.

#129
Shephard-Commander909

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Are we in the reactor? Because its getting hot in here.

#130
Bryan12086

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Wanna see my Javelin?

I could wall hack you all day.
:wub:

Modifié par Bryan12086, 25 mars 2013 - 08:26 .


#131
Sovereign24

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I use Drill rounds baby. Can never have too much penetration.

Modifié par Sovereign24, 25 mars 2013 - 08:45 .


#132
Fade9wayz

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You warped my mind so hard, I can't think straight anymore.

Show me your dark channel and I'll show you my whips.

#133
Bolo Xia

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you have friends that can prime? because i like clusters for multiple explosions.

*old school* when i reave, all anyone can hear is Mrrrrwwwmmmwwwrrrmmmwrrrm....

#134
HolyAvenger

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Do you want to detonate my biotic explosions baby?

#135
Fade9wayz

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'kssssh' Do you mind in I stay between your legs? The view's nice and it's comfy 'ksssssh'

Is that a new emergency induction port?

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 25 mars 2013 - 09:29 .


#136
Uc Gollum

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Do you have an Acolyte? 'Cause you're droppin' my Barriers.
Did you cast a Singularity, or am I just drawn to you?
I don't need Hunter Mode to see you across the room.
Call me an Engineer, 'cause I'll Overload your systems.
Are you carrying a Proxy Mine, or was that just me?
Was that a Shockwave? 'Cause you're staggerin' me.

...I'm going to regret this.

#137
Stimpo

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 I got my equipment fixed, my javelin will hit deeper this time and it won't give you that burning sensation anymore :?

Modifié par Stimpo, 25 mars 2013 - 09:48 .


#138
Ratherdie

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Babe, I must be a Collector Captain, 'cause you give me Collector Swarms in the stomach

#139
Trogdorx

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Ratherdie wrote...

Babe, I must be a Collector Captain, 'cause you give me Collector Swarms in the stomach


You just ruined the whole thread.

#140
Ratherdie

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Trogdorx wrote...

Ratherdie wrote...

Babe, I must be a Collector Captain, 'cause you give me Collector Swarms in the stomach


You just ruined the whole thread.


Achievement unlocked lol B)

#141
Apollo47Delta

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"Hey, We'll Smash Ok?" - Ex Cerberus Vanguard

#142
Bolo Xia

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Ratherdie wrote...

Trogdorx wrote...

Ratherdie wrote...

Babe, I must be a Collector Captain, 'cause you give me Collector Swarms in the stomach


You just ruined the whole thread.


Achievement unlocked lol B)


i dont know whats funnier:

that terrible line. 

"You just ruined the whole thread."

"Achievement unlocked lol B)"

maybe its sleep deprivation, but that whole exchange has got me :lol:

#143
Nrofl

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Apollo47Delta wrote...

"Hey, We'll Smash Ok?" - Ex Cerberus Vanguard



#144
BOSSTER23

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If I were proximity...would you be mine?

#145
Voxgizer

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Hey baby, are you from outer space? Because your ass is ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

#146
Wolfsbladex

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I'm a level 20 Freeze specced Paladin with maxed shield capacity & power damage baby.

#147
Ratherdie

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Wolfsbladex wrote...

I'm a level 20 Freeze specced Paladin with maxed shield capacity & power damage baby.


I'm an Electric Slash-specced N7 Shadow, ready to detonate your multiple cryo explosions.
we'll bang, ok?

#148
xJNPSx THE WAGN

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Babe, you should come back to my place and let me activate your devices.

Modifié par xJNPSx THE WAGN, 25 mars 2013 - 11:49 .


#149
Cirvante

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"Baby, I have a Claymore."

*instant seduction*

#150
Wolfsbladex

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-Baby I pack DRILL rounds. 


-Like an abomination baby I'm going to caress & explode all over you. 


-Honey 200% cool down bonus will guarantee I'm back up in no time. 


- You must be Energy Drain because you sucked me dry.


-Baby you might be a Widow but my Hurricane will blow you away. 


-Hun you must be a Tempest because your body sent chills through me. 


-Don't worry baby Barrier's the only protection I need.
 

-"With pleasure!"


-Baby I'm like a Predator the faster you pull the trigger the stronger the burst!


-*Asari heavy melee moan*


-Baby let me show you what a Stronghold Package feels like. 


-Honey multi capacitors guarantee I'll be up all night!


-Baby you must be Lash because I'm drawn towards your masochist pleasure. 


-Let me show you why they call me the Ravager. 


-Baby I'm like a Atlas I home in all you secret spots. 


-Phantom, baby I know you love me. The way we spoon when you penetrate me...I just want you know before our last spooning my Scorpion shot its Explosive rounds in you (I didn't use Barrier honey). 


I've got more but I need to put em together lol

Modifié par Wolfsbladex, 25 mars 2013 - 12:05 .