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[valium]

I will trap us both in a singularity.

[C0MB0]

Assari baby but you makin me want to sing RumpShaker.

[C0MB0]

Are you serving Fem-Shepard's pie?

[C0MB0]

Hey girl,you using the ex-cerb adebt? Just remember that when my pylon comes along,you must whip it.

[BattleCop88]

You wanna be my Ravager? I wanna spawn swarmers with you.

Get ready babe, I'm charging in with the big claw tonight.

[Draining Dragon]

"I might not be a Turian, but I can still handle pretty well."

[Ledgend1221]

"Want me to nuke your spawn with my missile?"

[Shinobu]

shockins wrote...

I'm gonna go Rio on you and camp in your box of shame.

/drops mic

"Think you could last 10 rounds in my box o' shame, sugar?"

[HolyAvenger]

Shinobu wrote...

shockins wrote...

I'm gonna go Rio on you and camp in your box of shame.

/drops mic

"Think you could last 10 rounds in my box o' shame, sugar?"

 

Full extraction after doing the objectives, I promise:lol:

[Boog_89]

I have the best of the best banner
*unzips pants*

[Strongwater]

"I know how to reload-cancel."

[XPERIA_Z]

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

My other ride is a Mako.

B*tch please...

[Theghostof_timmy]

I'm accurate in short bursts, and deadly full auto.

[stromguard555]

You sure you're not a Harrier? 'Cuz you're popping my thermal clip every second.

[Theghostof_timmy]

A few more:

I'm like an AIU, I never need a revive.
Are you Shepard, because I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS...
Did you lock us in the Reactor, because it's getting hot in here...
Just looking at you ends my cooldown.

[ClydeInTheShell]

XPERIA_Z wrote...

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

My other ride is a Mako.

B*tch please...
*snip*

Not enough room for you to accomodate my Thanix cannon. 

[Shephard-Commander909]

herculeswill22 wrote...

A few more:

I'm like an AIU, I never need a revive.
Are you Shepard, because I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS...
Did you lock us in the Reactor, because it's getting hot in here...
Just looking at you ends my cooldown.

Beat you to it.

[Theghostof_timmy]

Shephard-Commander909 wrote...

herculeswill22 wrote...

A few more:

I'm like an AIU, I never need a revive.
Are you Shepard, because I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS...
Did you lock us in the Reactor, because it's getting hot in here...
Just looking at you ends my cooldown.

Beat you to it.

Aww, I thought I read the whole thread, guess I missed that one

[Heldarion]

Draining Dragon wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Draining Dragon wrote...

bump

Also added Heldarion's line to the Hall of Fame.

edit: bonus joke (not sure if pickup line) - If thermal clips are men, then you are Harrier.

The answer is 'man eater', but I'm aware of the implications 

[Veganterror]

Had to be you. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

[sirjenixofbj]

When you're looking for maximum penetration, the only thing that beats a Javelin is me.

Don't worry baby, I've always got a Volus on me for protection.

*Shows off Claymore to the ladies*
FOR TUCHUNKA!!!!!

Edit: Girl I want to strip your shields, get in close, and Tech Armor.

Modifié par sirjenixofbj, 25 mars 2013 - 08:08 .

[ryanshowseason3]

"Devastator mode engaged"

"If I had you I'd never need to use my smart choke again"

"I'll work you like a typhoon start up real slow and ramp up to high velocity"

"By the time we're done you'll be screaming 'suit ruptured'"

"dont mind them I like having 4 people in my hack circles"

"quit whining!"

[Gamecontact]

Ziegrif wrote...

What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?

This take all the wins 

[BlakStrakt]

I may be a vanguard, but I never go down.

Want to see my parnaps glow?

You primitives explode so easily.

[millahnna]

Is that a Raider X because let's bang.

Hey, someone had to do the socially inept one.