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[TheAshenPhoenix]

Heldarion wrote...

Draining Dragon wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Draining Dragon wrote...

bump

Also added Heldarion's line to the Hall of Fame.

edit: bonus joke (not sure if pickup line) - If thermal clips are men, then you are Harrier.

The answer is 'man eater', but I'm aware of the implications 

I was thinking you meant she needed a new...

Nevermind.

[N7NJA982]

Crappy Pick-up line incoming...
Are you an AIU? Cuz girl you get me up!

Modifié par N7NJA982, 25 mars 2013 - 09:46 .

[chefcook90]

Are you a Banshee? 'Cuz you just stole my heart.

[bondiboy]

How much do you charge for a good time ?

[Wizard of Ox]

"Babe, I'm a Prime, I always bring my two friends"
"I have lash, you wanna taste my whips?" Ex Cerberus, of course .

[Frozen Mind]

Are you a volus? 'Cuz you keep me charged up all the time.

[dimeonwu]

Is it wrong to feel vaguely turned on by some of these pick up lines

[ROBOTICSUPERMAN]

I have a claymore... Get your coat.

[Faust29A]

Wanna come to my place and check out my Lancer?

How about you glitch my missile?

I have your supply pylon right here.

And the response to most of these: "Honey, that's not a Missile, that's a Shuriken I."

[Evil Panda8008]

Can you put your Biotic Orbs inside my Dark channel to create a biotic explosion? Or am I going to have to Cryo blast all over your tech armor first?

[Stimpo]

My brain isn't working right now, but I'm surprised nobody's really tried to put sticky 'nades to use yet...

[juli4n0liver]

Im a destroyer, when I´m in devastator mode nothing can stop me

[vlight]

You're Shadow, I'm Slayer. If you want Slash, we can do it together.

[Draining Dragon]

The quality of these lines is degrading.

[SSyncS]

"you know the N7 Valkyrie isn't the only thing I have that shoots twice"

[Heldarion]

"You're so fabulous, you'd be too easy to snipe."

[N7Kopper]

I'm not Commander Shepard, but your trunk has my favourite junk on the Citadel.

[The Mysterious Stranger]

Fiddles dee dee wrote...

"Boom, headshot"

That is TF2...

[Catastrophy]

"Creator, we think we could make significant improvements to the stimulation program that is installed in your suit. We think this could improve cross platf...species cooperation. Please grant us access and we will run the neccessary updates and tests."

<3:\\>  

[Kabus327]

Why dont you come with me and we can smash a bed or two.

Mind if I reave YOUR body.

Thats a nice caliber barel.

Wouldnt you mind if I overloaded.

That shockwave aint the only thing shocking.

Just throw that armor in the corner.

Dont make me Lash you.

Baby you make me ascend.

Have a look at my hawk missle launcher.

And i havent really gone int devastator mode yet.

Juggy: How aboput I deploy some protection?

Well that drained my energy..

It's like its in stasis..

I'ma go all krogan on you

Hunter mode disabled target found.

[Kabus327]

Faust29A wrote...

Wanna come to my place and check out my Lancer?

How about you glitch my missile?

I have your supply pylon right here.

And the response to most of these: "Honey, that's not a Missile, that's a Shuriken I."

comeback for shuriken: well it CAN shoot 3 times at once

[Jugger nuggss]

Oh yeah, of course I have protection. I've got my carnifax right here.

How'd you like to come back to my place and meet the mini-paladin?

So who wants to head up to my private quarters and heavy melee my genitals?

[DarkAvatar89]

Are you from Rio? Cos all I can think about is getting inside your box.

[ryanshowseason3]

Yah these are starting to suck.

"Babe my gun only comes with one mod attached. 'extended barrel' "

[Cricketer15]

Lol, funny comment here.