257 réponses à ce sujet

[HusarX]

Trust me babe I know how to use my PPR. I won't overheat it after 20 sec. So we can have a nice and smooth 15 min gold duo.

Modifié par HusarX, 26 mars 2013 - 01:42 .

[Draining Dragon]

Try harder, people.

[C0MB0]

I gave 3 fairly good ones.

[Metandra]

Are you an engineer? Because you just overloaded my pants!
My sentry turret has been on the lookout for you. -wink wink-
Let's geth out of here and link up mobile platforms.
Wanna trade personal data?

[bobby_paradise]

Cyonan wrote...

I did once use the line "I'm like a Kroguard, I can stay up forever".

Well, I modified it a bit since the girl I said it to wasn't a ME player, but I did re-say that on the forums at one point.

lol and what did you say to her?

[kipac]

"I can strip yo clothes with one cast of overload."

[ryanshowseason3]

I'll blow you away like a *typhoon* and keep it going with my *adrenaline rush* until you *overheat* and your *box* is ~all~ out of reserve ammo.

[vliktor]

You'll never need a jumbo equipment pack, with me around, if you know what i mean.

[upinya slayin]

Draining Dragon wrote...

We needed this thread after the ME3 memes, ME3 jokes, and ME3 gif threads.

"Are you using incendiary rounds? Because it's getting hot in here."

"Do you have medi-gel transmitter? Because when you got near me it made me feel revived."

"You must be playing an AIU, because you sure know how to make rounds longer."

"Call me a Demolisher, but you just made my Pylon deploy."

"I might not be a Turian, but I can still handle pretty well."

Hall of Fame

"I'm a Vanguard, baby, there's a 50% chance I'm good to go again, right away." -Jeremiah12LGeek

"My other ride is a Mako." -ClydeInTheShell

"What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?" -Ziegrif

"Baby, you must be a geth, because you're stunning." -Heldarion

"girl are you a banshee cause your grabbing me from across the room." -IMA_KICK_YO_ASZ

"Let's go out. I know a place in Rio..." -BattleCop88

If i made this thread i would have been banned lol. but i'm happy its still open cause its funny

[Cyonan]

bobby_paradise wrote...

Cyonan wrote...

I did once use the line "I'm like a Kroguard, I can stay up forever".

Well, I modified it a bit since the girl I said it to wasn't a ME player, but I did re-say that on the forums at one point.

lol and what did you say to her?

It was really the same line, only replace Kroguard with Paladin.

[upinya slayin]

Cyonan wrote...

bobby_paradise wrote...

Cyonan wrote...

I did once use the line "I'm like a Kroguard, I can stay up forever".

Well, I modified it a bit since the girl I said it to wasn't a ME player, but I did re-say that on the forums at one point.

lol and what did you say to her?

It was really the same line, only replace Kroguard with Paladin.

[SinerAthin]

"The possibilities of mass effect fields are endless, you know... "

[Kabus327]

Ready to pick up some objects

I just went into ascention mode babe.

[upinya slayin]

**kocks on door**
Here's the pizza you ordered (bow chicka bow wow)

[Cricketer15]

pick up lines dont work i tried them to bacon and cowwy i couldnt get in with any of them i am dissapoint.

[BACON4BREAKFAST]

Cricketer15 wrote...

pick up lines dont work i tried them to bacon and cowwy i couldnt get in with any of them i am dissapoint.

Yours were too subtle, I like a man whose more direct.

[iiProdigyv]

BACON4BREAKFAST wrote...

Cricketer15 wrote...

pick up lines dont work i tried them to bacon and cowwy i couldnt get in with any of them i am dissapoint.

Yours were too subtle, I like a man whose more direct.

Butter me up and feed me chicken. 
Is that better?

[Draining Dragon]

"Are you a Geth? Because I'd really like to grab you over my covers."

[Heldarion]

 Variation on the theme:
You must be a Geth, 'cause your beauty is staggering  

[Constipator369]

"I'm like the AIU - just let me pop a "grenade" and I can get back up instantly"

[GordianKnot42]

Wanna see my *ksssshhhhhh* Biotic Orbs?

[Terrapin]

How about we take this submission net and enforce some pain compliance?

[Terrapin]

I'm an infiltrator, wanna try my Tactical C**k?

[Draining Dragon]

Terrapin wrote...

I'm an infiltrator, wanna try my Tactical C**k?

"I'm accurate in bursts, and deadly on full auto."

Modifié par Draining Dragon, 27 mars 2013 - 05:16 .