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[Rainbow Wyvern]

Summer.

 

Favorite letter of the alphabet?

[Divine Justinia V]

V

 

What's your favorite country flag?

[ME_Fan]

The Union Jack, a flag which changed the world forever and is perhaps the most influential symbol in human history, besides the Cross.

What is your favourite type of pasta?

[NekkidNones]

penne

 

Fav female lead

[Snook]

Clementine

 

Favourite ridiculously sad movie?

[ME_Fan]

Road to Perdition (ridiculously miserable)

Favourite condiment?

[geth47]

Farofa.

 

Favorite joke. Do tell.

[ObserverStatus]

Jesus Christ was dying on the cross, his disciples were gathered around, crying. Peter looked up and noticed that Jesus seemed to be calling, "Luke... Luke!" Peter looked around, but he couldn't find Luke anywhere. He asked the other disciples if they had seen him, but they hadn't, so he ran back the Jerusalem to look for him. When he came to Luke's house, he asked Luke's mom where he was, and she told him that he was at the inn. Peter went to the inn, where he found Luke drunkenly hitting on any girl who came passing by. Peter said "Luke, what are you doing here? Jesus is dying and he wants to talk to you!" Luke stared for a few moments before responding. "Wait are you serious? I thought he was getting crucified *next* Friday!" Peter cringed. "Yes Luke, I'm serious, he's been crucified *today* now come with me!" Luke let out a long sigh. "All right then, I'll catch up with you in a moment, just let me finish my drink," he replied. Luke finished his wine, and he then followed Peter to Calvary Hill.

When Luke arrived, he rushed over to the cross, only to be hit over the head by a Roman guard. He got on his feet again and considered going back to the other disciples, but he heard Jesus calling again, "Luke... Luke!" So, again Luke tried to climb the hill to get to his lord, when the Roman soldier knocked him to the ground. More soldiers came and they were all kicking Luke and spitting on him, but again Jesus summoned. "Luke! Luuuke!" So Luke summoned the last of his will, and ran up the hill to the cross. "Yes, my Lord. What is it?" Luke asked. Jesus replied "Luke, come closer." Luke climbed the cross, put his ear to Jesus's mouth, and Jesus whispered, "Luke, I can see your house from here."

 

Favorite fictional planet