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[freemyheart]

Your Mom is so dumb she uses Medi-Gel Transmitter when she solos a match.

Your turn.

[Tokenusername]

Your mom is so dumb she birthed you, and you eventually went on to make this thread. The end.

m i doin it rite?

Modifié par Tokenusername, 25 mars 2013 - 10:38 .

[AnAverageGamer]

Umm... yo momma's so fat people think Swarmers are going to break out of her stomach?

[StoxRegalia]

yo moma so ugly even banshees are scared of her.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Yo' momma so ugly, Praetorians activate their bubble when they see her!

Are we allowed to do yo' momma jokes in here?

Edit: Ninja'd...  sorta'...

Modifié par Jeremiah12LGeek, 25 mars 2013 - 10:40 .

[ktong747]

Ninja Stan wrote...
Spam. Y'all are kinda weird.
End of line..

[IllusiveManJr]

Man, BSN has really been weird lately.

[Mendelevosa]

Yo mamma is so ugly Phantoms sync kill themselves when they see her.

[Crimson Vanguard]

Your mom is so fat, the Juggernaut deploys her instead of Hex Shield.

[DragoGoldenwing]

Yo momma so ugly the Reapers put her with the Banshees to make them look like supermodels in comparison.
Yo momma so fat Sovereign nearly indoctrinated her instead of Saren but decided nah, he had a maximum weight limit.
Yo momma so dumb she tried to shake a Phantom's hand.

[sabientje67]

Yo momma is so fat, Phantoms lose their sword when they try to sync kill her.

[TRUUU24]

Your momma is so fat you can't even see what's behind her even with Geth Scanner V...so fat she ate the pizza instead of delivering it...so fat a banshee tried to pick her up for a sync kill but dropped her instead

[GeneralMoskvin_2.0]

Yo Mama is so fat, her gravity is so high that the escape velocity at the horizon of events is higher than lightspeed.

[Das Rouse]

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought that Collector weapons could be sold at an auction
Yo mama is so fat, she always gets lone survivor because no one else fits in the LZ
Yo mama is so dumb, she doesn't use a Kodiak, she uses a short bus
Yo mama is so fat, she can spawn control by standing the the center of the map
Yo mama is so slow, she always gets the waiting for other players prompt

Modifié par Das Rouse, 25 mars 2013 - 11:03 .

[Captain J. Sunshine]

Yo momma so nasty, her lotion is ravager goo.

[Boceto]

IllusiveManJr wrote...

Man, BSN has really been weird lately.

Your mom has been weird lately 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Das Rouse wrote...

Yo mama is so dumb, she doesn't use a Kodiak, she uses a short bus
Yo mama is so fat, she can spawn control by standing the the center of the map
Yo mama is so slow, she always gets the waiting for other players prompt

You've had practice!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Yo' Momma so heavy, she breaks Tactical Cloak.

I'm sorry about that one. That didn't even really make sense. 

Modifié par Jeremiah12LGeek, 25 mars 2013 - 11:08 .

[NYG1991]

Yo momma so fat, she's the hazard on glacier.

[jfruelas521]

NYG1991 wrote...

Yo momma so fat, she's the hazard on glacier.

Yo momma so fast, she's the hazard on ALL the maps. 

Modifié par jfruelas521, 25 mars 2013 - 11:18 .

[Ninja Stan]

Spam.

End of line.