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[Battlebloodmage]

Simple, say what you wish for. The next person will grant it but with a negative twist.

I wish I have a body of a model. 

[VanguardCharge]

Battlebloodmage wrote...

Simple, say what you wish for. The next person will grant it but with a negative twist.

I wish I have a body of a model. 

Granted, the body is the oposite of your current sex.

I wish for a curly beard. 

[-TC1989-]

Granted, but it's not growing where you think it is, if you catch my meaning.

I wish I never had to see the dentist ever again.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, you no longer have any teeth.

I wish i could fly.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but you can only fly 5 inches off the ground.

I wish that I'm rich.

[wsandista]

Granted, you are an eclair.

I wish I had some beer.

Modifié par wsandista, 29 mars 2013 - 11:00 .

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, and just for your convenience, it's already in your gut.

I wish I had a Bentley.

[wsandista]

Granted, you have a Bentley with everything but the frame(which is now rusted) removed.

I wish I was on a forum filled with insane people.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, you're on BSN

I wish my fav hockey team won the national league

[wsandista]

Granted, afterwards rocks fall and everyone dies.

I wish I had some popcorn.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, unfortunately it seems the butter is rancid. Just as well really, don't eat it, since the corn came from a batch intended for seeds, and treated with poisons against mold and such. Finally, you should just throw it away and leave asap, because you're sitting at that hockey game.

I wish I had a big home.

[Cainhurst Crow]

bEVEsthda wrote...

I wish I had a big home.

You have now lost a large inheritance you didn't know you had that would have given you a large mansion to live in. You had a big home, but now it is gone.

I wish I had a muffin to eat.

[Straw Nihilist]

You had a muffin to eat, but it was taken away from you, and dropped just out of reach, by the same man who robbed your cabin and chained you to a radiator, you'll spend the next few days desperately reaching for that muffin until you inevitably starve to death, as being in the cabin far from the nearest town, help will never come.

I wish I found love again.

[-TC1989-]

Granted, but your partner cheats on you eventually.

I wish I was taller.

[crazychris153]

Granted, but you always hit your head on stuff,
I wish I was not so fat.

[Straw Nihilist]

Granted, your body fat will half every week until there is nothing left and you will resign to a horrible death.

I wish people would hate me as much as I want them to

[The Don's Hound]

Granted, but now you will lose all the flesh from your bones.

EDIT: Granted, but the world will hate you.

I wish I was rich.

Modifié par Soldier131, 30 mars 2013 - 12:32 .

[Cainhurst Crow]

Granted. You won the lottery, but than lost it all to IRS back taxes, and a nasty divorce lawyer. Crippling dept awaits you with each alimony payment.

I wish alimony payments had never existed.

[Fishy]

Granted .. You're homosexual.

I wish I could teleport anywhere instantly !

[-TC1989-]

Granted, but with the inability to control your power, only part of you wound up in the place you desired.

I wish I couldn't grow old

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you'rea 1 month old baby forever.

I wish I have a perfect boyfriend.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but you should have asked for a perfect manfriend. Chris Hansen interrupts your date with the perfect boyfriend and asks if you know what you're doing is wrong.

I wish I had a better video card.

[wsandista]

Granted, unfortunately it was stolen and you get sent to jail for breaking and entering.

I wish I had a decent wish.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but you can't use it until after you died.

I wish I can read people's mind.

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

Granted, but you effectively read all minds simultaneously.

I wish for wisdom.

Modifié par Leonardo the Magnificent, 30 mars 2013 - 02:01 .