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[Blarg]

Granted. But your wishes are never corrupted because they are never granted. How's that for a paradox?

I wish for a pretzel.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but you choke on it, faint, and crack you head open on a desk.

I wish for faster internet.

[One Angel]

Granted, but you get ban hammered IRL for no reason.

I wish all mormans were *replaced by Krogans.
Krogan Mormans.
>.>

Modifié par One Angel, 05 avril 2013 - 03:59 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but all the Krogan Mormons join the Westboro Church and start picketing everywhere.

I wish I can sing.

[Blarg]

Granted, but it's so high pitched that it wrecks your vocal chords after the first song.

I wish for a better video card.

Modifié par blaaaaaaaaaarg, 05 avril 2013 - 07:06 .

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, but every interface, power, board connector, videoconnector, and heat/evacuation is incompatible with your existing computer, Oh and yeah, the driver needs a new OS and CPU generation as well.

I wish more people knew how to play this game

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, it eats you..

I wish I didn't need so much sleep.

Edit: Ninja'd

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 05 avril 2013 - 07:25 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Granted. But it's only got one propel blade.

I wish for an pet alligator in my backyard.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. and it's a 30ft prime specimen. (and not particularly docile)

I wish I had a full format DSLR


......... ................................. (It's a type of camera, people. And a fancy one at that)

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 05 avril 2013 - 07:49 .

[Blarg]

Digital single lens reflex, right? Anyways, granted, but you have to share it with me (photography student here).

I wish I had a darkroom.

[Igib]

Granted, but once you got inside the doors closed behind you and you could't see sh*t. Lights were out and you felt an evil presence closing in on you.

I wish I knew what happened next.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, (and it's all the remaining manufacturers of photosensitive film and paper, whispering that it's all digital now, and that they'll shut down this side of their business)

I wish I had a peperoni pizza and a cold beer.

[Lady Mortho]

Granted, the beer is bland and the pizza is stale.

I wish I could had alcohol in.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, It's Methanol though

I wish I didn't have to work on Mondays.

[-TC1989-]

Granted, your paycheck is smaller.

I wish I got paid to watch TV

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you get paid to watch back-to-back episodes of Celebrity Apprentice, 24-7, 7 days a week.

I wish to have the greatest cup of coffee ever brewed.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. But the incompetently designed packaging combined with the coffee being served too hot to drink led to third degree burns. On your lap. And a nearby region.

You won when you sued, of course, but you were docked some of the payout due to a judgement that it was partially your fault. Also, the brewer's lawyers and an oversimplifying media made you well known as a frivolous plaintiff.

I wish I was capable of writing a wish nobody could figure out how to subvert.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 06 avril 2013 - 02:44 .

[Homebound]

Granted.
You die from a stroke before entering the Submit button.

I wish I could be like Doctor Who and regenerate a new life every so often. :I

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you then suffered a rapid succession of 13 unlikely and hilarious deaths, using up your last regeneration and dying or real.

I wish for a big block of aged Vermont cheddar cheese.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 06 avril 2013 - 08:52 .

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, you have to hide Santa's Body.

I wish the murder of Santa was blamed on filament.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You are aware he can read this forum, though?

I wish DA:I would just come out already.

[Igib]

Granted, but it's even worse than DA2.

I wish the year was still 2012.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. On an unrelated note, do you remember the episode of Teen Titans where Slade claims he has a bomb that can kill the passage of time?

(I wish I hadn't made my previous wish. This blows.)