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[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. You build a time machine so you can prevent that previous wish of yours from ever being made. Unfortunately your time machine malfunctions and you get sent back into the prehistoric era. As you emerge from your broken time machine a hungry pack of raptors tear apart your carcase.

I wish something horrible would happen to the person that corrupts this wish.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but the person sues you.

I wish for control over trees

[Mahrac]

Granted, but the trees rebel against you.

I wish I never got sick

[Igib]

Granted. You was never sick because CIA injected you with one of their experimental serums and turned you into an ugly, drooling monster.

I wish stupidity had a cure.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, but the stupid don't want it, and they organize picket lines outside clinics offering the cure, murders doctors who'll administer it, and lobby republicans to outlaw it.

I wish I had an irish Coffee.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, in a drunken rage, Sean Coffee Bean stabs you to death with a broken beer bottle.

I wish I could stop (and start) time at will.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 06 avril 2013 - 11:54 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I note you didn't ask me to stop time from restarting on its own, just that you could restart it whenever you wanted.

I wish I had a cool car that could cast Greater Teleport (ie there is no range limit, dimensional travel, or chance I arrive off target) once per day as the spell.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 07 avril 2013 - 12:22 .

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, The car teleports away and disappears instantly, and you drop down and hit the ground. Well, at least you know where you can go to find your car..

I wish my weight would always be constantly at normal, regardless of diet and exercice.

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 07 avril 2013 - 12:35 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Normal for America? I can do that.

I wish I could make money without working for it.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 07 avril 2013 - 12:53 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you're a quadruple amputee collecting disability.

I wish I had pile of gold ingots.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Granted, but their liquid and of no worth (just like Dr. Horrible)

I wish I had a bank account with unlimited cash.

[BouncyFrag]

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

I wish I had a bank account with unlimited cash.

Granted, but you live in Cyrpus.

I wish I had a gaming PC that would never need upgrades to stay up to date with the latest and most demanding games technology wise.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 07 avril 2013 - 01:38 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, your PC becomes self aware and leads a robot revolution to topple humanity.

I wish children came with an "off" switch.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, but they always hum in resonance with the AC power, at 85 db.

I wish I had a job as customer testing world class hotels and their personal service, all around the world.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but you find the service lacking.

I Wish for £100,000,000 in 2p coins

[Igib]

Granted, but you do know those money can never actually reach you, right? 'Cause they're being stolen by your goverment to fund the state budget's deficit.

I wish my cousin looked less like bEVEsthda and more like my avatar.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but your cousin great looks makes you feel inadequate.

I wish for the ability to grow pineapples

[Homebound]

Granted.
You now poop pineapples.

I wish the next person's wish after me comes true without corruption!

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, you have the ability to control people's beliefs, but that doesn't stop SCP 789j from eating your butt.

I wish that Kreia from KotOR II would open herself to the magic of friendship.

[ObserverStatus]

 Granted, but the universe ends via bubble nucleation.

I wish I could finish Nar Shaddaa's main quest without having to use a save editor to draw the exchange out of hiding.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but giving me all I want involves performing dozens of degrading sexual favors.

I wish their was more to do on Korriban.