Corrupt a wish

#276
MichaelStuart

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 11:27

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Granted, your giving a bunch of fetch quests

I wish for a heart of gold

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#277
Veganterror

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 12:37

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Granted, but Neil Young will lick you in the face every time he sings about it.

I wish for a light that never goes out.

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#278
Riverdaleswhiteflash

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 04:24

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It never goes out, no. But occasionally there's a burst of light that shows Dodoria dressed like a stripper.

I wish I had a PC that could play Grand Theft Auto IV without mangling the graphics.

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#279
Homebound

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 08:03

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granted, the PC keeps crashing everytime it boots up the game.

I wish this game would end.

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#280
Riverdaleswhiteflash

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 09:43

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Granted. Then it starts back up two hours later.

I wish I had a free subscription to iTunes.

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#281
TheJediSaint

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 10:05

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Granted, but you only have access to Nickelback songs.

I wish I could conjure pizzas at will.

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#282
Riverdaleswhiteflash

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 10:31

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Not ideal, can handle.

Yours is granted too, but you also probably wanted to control where they appear, so that they couldn't randomly appear in some other hemisphere, in the garbage, on the floor, or above your head. Try being more specific next time.

I wish I had unlimited Bioware Points.

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#283
Fiddles dee dee

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 10:55

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Granted but they only work on Mass Effect DLC.

I wish I could fly.

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#284
Guest_Erik Lehnsherr_*

Posté 07 avril 2013 - 11:28

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Granted but you can't land.

I wish Recon would admit he clops to Luna 7 Hrs a day at least.

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#285
TheClonesLegacy

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 02:50

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Granted, but now you're forced to watch him do it, for all eternity.

I wish I could get any DLC for any console and game I want free, instantly

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#286
Battlebloodmage

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 07:53

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Granted, except you don't get to own any console.

I wish the next Bachelor/bachelorette is black.

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#287
Fiddles dee dee

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 08:23

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Granted but they're a stereotype.

I wish rainbows were more common.

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#288
bEVEsthda

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 09:59

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Granted, It now always rains even when the sun is shining.

I wish I was better at housekeeping.

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#289
blaidfiste

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 02:12

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bEVEsthda wrote...

Granted, It now always rains even when the sun is shining.

I wish I was better at housekeeping.

Fine. You no longer have a home.

I wish for 8 hours sleep every night.

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#290
bEVEsthda

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 04:50

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blaidfiste wrote...

bEVEsthda wrote...

Granted, It now always rains even when the sun is shining.

I wish I was better at housekeeping.

Fine. You no longer have a home.

And how does that make me better at housekeeping?
Say I work as a house maid, how does being homeless make me better at my job?
Fail at granting wish.

I wish for 8 hours sleep every night.

Granted, you now sleep like a baby for 8 hours every night, impossible to wake up.
...Meanwhile, a suspected arsonist moves into the neighbourhood.

I wish my life was long enough for all my plans.

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#291
blaidfiste

Posté 08 avril 2013 - 05:47

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bEVEsthda wrote...

blaidfiste wrote...

bEVEsthda wrote...

Granted, It now always rains even when the sun is shining.

I wish I was better at housekeeping.

Fine. You no longer have a home.

And how does that make me better at housekeeping?
Say I work as a house maid, how does being homeless make me better at my job?
Fail at granting wish.

I wish for 8 hours sleep every night.

Granted, you now sleep like a baby for 8 hours every night, impossible to wake up.
...Meanwhile, a suspected arsonist moves into the neighbourhood.

I wish my life was long enough for all my plans.

Lol ok, I wish for someone better at this, to grant bEVEsthda's wish.

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#292
BouncyFrag

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 08:46

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blaidfiste wrote...

Lol ok, I wish for someone better at this, to grant bEVEsthda's wish.

Granted, but I dont feel like helping out. However, if I was to grant bEVEshtda's wish, he/she would have a long life but will get hit in the head by a meteor tomorrow and will forget all the plans that had been made.

I wish for HBO to do a series based on Tolkein's The Silmarillion after they finish Game of Thrones.

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#293
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:15

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Granted but you wont live to see it, you will die today when a car hits you as you pass the street.

I wish for a resident evil virtual reality game to come out within this week.

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#294
Dragon_Claw

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:20

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Granted. But you can only play as Barry in 8-bit graphics.

I wish for a wishing well.

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#295
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:29

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Lol.

Granted but you will fall inside it and die and there for not be able o wish for anything.

I wish for every action figure ever made of every video game in the world.

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#296
Dragon_Claw

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:34

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Granted. But they are all modelled after Barbie.

I wish for rainbows every time I step out of the door.

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#297
Volus Warlord

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:41

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Granted, but they all stem from your bunghole and spiral around you.

I wish I was a exorbitantly wealthy hedge fund manager.

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#298
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:43

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Edited, I'm too slow...

@Dragon_Claw Granted but the rainbows will blind you so you miss your step, hit your head, roll a couple of meters then get hit by a car.

@Volus Warlord Granted but you will get shot after one day cause you will manage the money in a wrong way and someone will get mad at you for that. lol(?)

I wish for it to rain money.

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#299
Dragon_Claw

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 02:56

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Granted. But it's gonna be in glorified fake-ass €

I wish for an Asari lap dance.

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#300
mumba

Posté 09 avril 2013 - 02:58

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Granted. But it's futa.

I wish I were 20% cooler.

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#276 MichaelStuart Posté 07 avril 2013 - 11:27

#277 Veganterror Posté 07 avril 2013 - 12:37

#278 Riverdaleswhiteflash Posté 07 avril 2013 - 04:24

#279 Homebound Posté 07 avril 2013 - 08:03

#280 Riverdaleswhiteflash Posté 07 avril 2013 - 09:43

#281 TheJediSaint Posté 07 avril 2013 - 10:05

#282 Riverdaleswhiteflash Posté 07 avril 2013 - 10:31

#283 Fiddles dee dee Posté 07 avril 2013 - 10:55

#284 Guest_Erik Lehnsherr_* Posté 07 avril 2013 - 11:28

#285 TheClonesLegacy Posté 08 avril 2013 - 02:50

#286 Battlebloodmage Posté 08 avril 2013 - 07:53

#287 Fiddles dee dee Posté 08 avril 2013 - 08:23

#288 bEVEsthda Posté 08 avril 2013 - 09:59

#289 blaidfiste Posté 08 avril 2013 - 02:12

#290 bEVEsthda Posté 08 avril 2013 - 04:50

#291 blaidfiste Posté 08 avril 2013 - 05:47

#292 BouncyFrag Posté 09 avril 2013 - 08:46

#293 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:15

#294 Dragon_Claw Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:20

#295 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:29

#296 Dragon_Claw Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:34

#297 Volus Warlord Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:41

#298 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 09 avril 2013 - 01:43

#299 Dragon_Claw Posté 09 avril 2013 - 02:56

#300 mumba Posté 09 avril 2013 - 02:58

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