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[Lady Mortho]

Granted. Your 20% cooIer out of 150!

I wish for a throne!

Modifié par Lady Mortho, 09 avril 2013 - 03:00 .

[Ignatia]

Granted. But it's made of sugar and ants are eating it.

I wish for genuine pony magic.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but it only works on pony.

I wish Godzilla were real.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish I owned a huge defense corporation.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted. Your company loses a multi-billion dollar defense contract to a rival corporation and goes bankrupt.

I wish the speed of light was faster.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted with no strings attached; I'm pretty sure there's some sort of technology that'll need to be reinvented if the speed of light changes.

I wish I had the power to teleport at will to wherever I wanted.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 09 avril 2013 - 11:13 .

[The Heretic of Time]

Granted, but only you, and you only will be able to teleport, meaning that ANYTHING that isn't you, will be left behind when you teleport. And in case you still don't get it: that includes your clothes...

Have fun being naked!


I wish I could corrupt my own wish.

[The Heretic of Time]

Granted, but while corrupting your (my) own wish, you (I) made a double post, meaning that you (I) will look like an ass and everyone will hate you (me).


I wish I was god.

Modifié par Heretic_Hanar, 09 avril 2013 - 11:24 .

[Steelcan]

granted. 

Hello Loki.  Fond of being chained to a rock while acidic blood from your slain son's entrails drips on you?

I wish I had a turkey sandwich

Modifié par Steelcan, 09 avril 2013 - 11:28 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

That's exactly what the Light Warriors from 8-bit Theatre wanted. The guy they made the request of responded by making magic turkeys that teleport the consumer into the stratosphere.

I wish Heretic hadn't made that double post.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 09 avril 2013 - 11:36 .

[The Heretic of Time]

Sorry, but I cannot grand that wish, only a mod could, I suppose.

I wish I wasn't Loki anymore, but instead the omnipotent omnipresent omniscient Abrahamic god (in other words, the Christian, Jewish or Islamic god).

Modifié par Heretic_Hanar, 09 avril 2013 - 11:34 .

[Steelcan]

Granted, but now you have to reveal the true meaning of scriptures. The Westboro Baptist Church's interpretation.


I wish I could play guitar

[The Heretic of Time]

Granted. You're not just good at playing guitar, you're a friggin rockstar! But like all rockstars, you decided to do drugs, and then you die on an overdosis of heroin.


I wish I was better at making original wishes.

Modifié par Heretic_Hanar, 09 avril 2013 - 11:39 .

[Steelcan]

Granted but you can't post any of them.

I wish I was my Internet connection was strong enough to reach my foom.

[Lady Mortho]

Granted. It lasts for only a day.

I wsih for magical unicorn hat can take me to Mount Olympus!

[Steelcan]

Granted, but you end up like Bellerophon.

I wish the Beatles hadn't broken up.

[Mavqt]

Granted, but they now record rap music.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you have one internet cookie.

I wish I can turn invisible and visible again anytime I want.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Invisible to blind people? That's an easy one.

I wish I had a physical cookie.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 10 avril 2013 - 04:32 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Granted. But they are all on strike.

I wish for a self-sweeping broom.

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 10 avril 2013 - 12:20 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Granted. But it just made you fat.

I wish for a yellow submarine.

[Mavqt]

Granted, but it leaks like a sieve.

I wish I had a working lighter.