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[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish I had hmm a machine that turned 2d into 3d

[TheJediSaint]

 Granted,  you get Tim Tebow to serve as your private New Your Jet.

I wish for a lifetime supply of gourmet coffee.

[Beerfish]

Granted! You are tossed into a huge vat of gourmet coffee in which you suffocate.

I wish I lived on an acreage out of the big city.

[Dragon_Claw]

Granted. But they are all outdated.

I wish for a keg that contains unlimited beer!

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I grant you your keg, and a desire to conclusively test its properties. Good luck holding down a job.

I wish I had a flying car.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 10 avril 2013 - 08:27 .

[Blarg]

Granted, it flies an inch off the ground.

I wish I had cybernetic implants.

[Asari Milk]

Granted. But I get to control them.

I wish The Simpsons didn't suck anymore...

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. But everything else does, including all new video games.

I wish I had a free airport voucher, good for all my flights for a year.

[Blarg]

Asari Milk wrote...

Granted. But I get to control them.

DAMMIT.

@Mumba: Granted, but they're cancelled after 1 more episode.
@River: Granted, but the first plane you fly on blows up.

I wish for unlimited cosmic power!

Modifié par blaaaaaaaaaarg, 10 avril 2013 - 09:05 .

[Ignatia]

@Pony: Granted. They blow.
@Blarg: Granted. You get it after dark energy has destroyed the universe leaving you with nothing.  

I wish for Twilight to disapper and never be remembered. EVER.

Modifié par Ignatia1821, 10 avril 2013 - 09:18 .

[Ignatia]

OOPS

Why is there no delete button here?

I wish for a damn delete button!

Modifié par Ignatia1821, 10 avril 2013 - 09:36 .

[RedArmyShogun]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Granted as soon as you get that, you will plan to see your favorite movie in 3d but then your tv will start to make noises.. "oh oh" you will think.. and yes.. it will be your greatest fear coming true.. your tv will BREAK DOWN!!!

I wish for a private jet of my own.

Damnit woman you ruined mah wish! I ment turn 2d people real!

Oh well

As to next person. Granted no one remembers twilight as something far far worse will be made.

I wish someone else to go into detail on this.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. However I now make a huge post.

I Wish I had a spaceship with long range fuel capacity and the ability to deploy a moon base with stores and supplies for 6 months a mecha bay filled with 7 Zaku II's and the ability to orbital bombard the earth with kenetic energy weapons.

[Blarg]

Granted, but the fuel deteriorates to being unusable and you slowly starve after the 6 months are up.

I wish to never get on RAS's bad side.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I see that you're about to offend RAS, and grant you a heart attack.

I wish I could reprogram computers with my thoughts.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. All computers are now...well normal, and that sucks. Also being a man's mind they auto search for porn.

EDIT

I wis I didn't have to edit in to add a wish as I forgot.

Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 11 avril 2013 - 12:46 .

[Mavqt]

Granted, but all mistakes remain.

I wish I had a wish.

[Dragon_Claw]

Granted. But it will never come true.

I wish for a pack of ferrets, that can run out and steal for me.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, you pay for the crimes they commit however.

I wish to wish upon a star!

[Steelcan]

Granted, but the start has been dead for millions of years, just like your dreams.

I wish I could ace all my tests without studying

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you can turn all your tests into aces. Passing them on the other hand...

I wish I was omniscient.

[Ignatia]

Granted. Now you know a cloppers deepest, darkest thoughts.

I wish I was omnipotent.