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[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. It makes people death.

I wish I had hmm..a new pair of shoes.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you have this:





I wish reality shows would just die already.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. TV goes bankrupt and nothing is on.

Wow I wish I never seen that picture.

[Mavqt]

Granted, but you're made to watch 2 girls 1 cup for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have work tuesday night.

[HurricaneGinger]

mavqt wrote...

Granted, but you're made to watch 2 girls 1 cup for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have work tuesday night.

Granted, but you have to work every Sunday for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to the beach.

Modifié par PhantomGinger, 14 avril 2013 - 11:50 .

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. Antartica is lovely this time of year.

I wish I had a sammich

[Mavqt]

Granted, but it has no filling. Just bread. Plain. Old. Bread.

I wish I had a hot cup of tea.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, too bad cooling water from a nuclear power plant was used to make your tea. Enjoy!

I wish I could choke dumb politicians with a plastic bag.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

You can. It's just looked down upon by the cops.

I wish dumb politicians could actually think.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but all they think about are new an interesting way to tax you.

I wish for a bottomless bag of chocolate candy.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 15 avril 2013 - 05:36 .

[Avalon The Elf]

Granted but it's filled with laxatives

I wish Pokemon were real

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but you get eaten by a pikachu for stepping on the shallow grass on your yard.

I wish they made the third season of "Legend of the Seeker". I love the show.

[Avalon The Elf]

I can't corrupt that wish, i also love that show

[MichaelStuart]

I wish for the power to turn animals in to other animals

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, but you can only turn them into one single kind of other animal: Wild African Elephant.

I wish I was more fit.

[Wolfspawn]

Granted, but a fitness trainer follows you around and yells at you all the time. Even when you're (trying to go) asleep.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

[Blarg]

Granted, but everything about your life is now a wiener-related innuendo.

I wish my dishes cleaned themselves.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, they take showers in the morning, and in the evening, stuff you into the dishwasher.

I wish for peace on Earth...so I can more easily conquer it.

[Col.Aurion]

Granted, but aliens now obliterate what you hold dear the most, then you slowly and painfully.

I wish that Giant Mechs were real.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. They are, and they hate you.

I wish I had an army of Giant Mechs that didn't hate me.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but they're all crushed by my army of even bigger giant mechs that do hate you.


I wish I had a Mad Cat battlemech form which to lead my mech armry from.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 16 avril 2013 - 12:34 .

[Blarg]

Granted, but it is destroyed in battle.

I wish I had the Tau Commander's mechanized armour from Dawn of War: Dark Crusade.

[Steelcan]

Granted, but you can't take it off, ever

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but your scalp burns all the time from your unwashable dreadlocks.

I wish I could erase some imagery from my head.