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[RedArmyShogun]

GRANTED! *bops you on the head with a baseball bat*

I Wish for this crime to go un-noticed.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you're busted from a crime you didn't commit.

I wish salt, sugar, and fat were primary food groups.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Granted, but you're still fat.

I wish for $20.

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[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. That is your new net worth.

I wish I had several million dollars added to my current wealth.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Granted, but you are then made a victim of Identity theft and you lose all of your millions, permanently.

I wish to become The Slenderman.

[BouncyFrag]

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

I wish to become The Slenderman.

Granted, but everyone else becomes him as well.

I wish Disney casts me as the new epicly epic, badass, evil Sith Lord in the upcoming Star Wars movie.

[Veganterror]

Granted, but you're extremely clumsy and in the first few minutes of the movie to trip and stab yourself with your light saber.

I wish for a device to stop time.

[RedArmyShogun]

Gran......*Can no longer finish his post as all time for everyone everywhere is now at a standstill*

I Wish for a snowman >>

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, it's very large, melting fast, contains generous amounts of yellow snow,.. maybe some suspiciously brown leakage as well, and it's precauriously balanced as it stands proudly in your bed.

I wish my right arm wasn't injured.
.

[karushna5]

Granted,now your left arm and leg are.

I wish that I had a power to clean any house within a few minutes

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. However you are now a facist storm trooper. You may guess at the cleaning you now do.

I wish I had some green tea in my cup >>

[BouncyFrag]

RedArmyShogun wrote...

I wish I had some green tea in my cup >>

Granted, but its not the tea that makes it green.

I wish I could predict the future.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 16 avril 2013 - 09:53 .

[karushna5]

Granted, people think you are crazy and lock you up

I wish my cat will naturally live as long as I do

[Avalon The Elf]

karushna5 wrote...

Granted, people think you are crazy and lock you up

Doesn't that usually happen anyway?

Granted but you break your legs before you get the chance to do it

I wish i could date Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory

[HurricaneGinger]

Avalon The Elf wrote...

karushna5 wrote...

Granted, people think you are crazy and lock you up

Doesn't that usually happen anyway?

Granted but you break your legs before you get the chance to do it

I wish i could date Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory

Granted, but Howard will always be a third wheel.

I wish I could French-braid my own hair.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. However it turns into frenchbread braids. ANOMNOMNOM

I wish I could see the future lulz

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, what you see drives you mad(er)

I wish life had a pause button.

[Mavqt]

Granted. But you can not unpause it.

I wish I knew the truth.

[RedArmyShogun]

TheJediSaint wrote...

Granted, what you see drives you mad(er)

Ahhahahahahaha!

Err Greanted

BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

I Wish I could.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but the truth reveals another truth that lies within the true truth that make your head explode for even trying to comprehend it.

I wish someone could tell me where babies come from?

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted now you must watch a couple have sex, and I assure you I will find some way to make this horrible for you.

I wish I had a hmm...a chinese warhammer.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you buy a Chinese warhammer at walmart and it breaks the first time you use it.

I with the Space Combat genre never died.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, however to make more sells it lookes more and more like Dead Space three did.

I Wish a 2nd Star Wars Empire at War was wrote.

[sabientje67]

Granted, the script is horrible though.

I wish I could bring my cat back to life.

Modifié par sabientje67, 18 avril 2013 - 03:42 .