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Corrupt a wish

Débuté par Battlebloodmage , mars 29 2013 10:22

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#26
Wolfspawn
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 03:34

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Granted, but you lose points in all your other attributes. For the sake of balance.

I wish I had the ability to freeze time around me.

#27
Sajuro
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 03:59

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Granted, you just can't unfreeze it.

I wish I could not sissy out during the tough parts of movies.

#28
Leonardo the Magnificent
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 04:04

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Granted, but you will spend the rest of the movie bawling like an infant.

I wish for panlingualism.

#29
Wolfspawn
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 05:14

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Granted, but there's no room left in your brain for anything else except languages.

I wish I could give the world a Coke.

#30
Atalanta
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 05:25

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bob_20000 wrote...
I wish I could give the world a Coke.

Granted, but the giant Coke bottle collides with the Earth with the energy of a 1.2 million megaton bomb, wiping out most life on the planet. Bummer. :(

I wish for a pony.

Modifié par Atalanta, 30 mars 2013 - 05:25 .

#31
TheJediSaint
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 05:55

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Granted, it poops on the carpet.

I wish it was Christmas.

#32
Blarg
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 07:25

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Granted, but you can't celebrate any other holidays.

I wish I could live forever.

#33
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 07:28

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Granted but you will live as a very ugly troll.

I wish to be a millionaire.

#34
Blarg
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 07:34

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Granted, but in Monopoly money.

I wish for telekinesis.

#35
Atalanta
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 08:05

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blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
I wish for telekinesis.


Granted, but it only works on cats.

I wish for a fully functioning Portal gun.

#36
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 08:05

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Uuupss, edited.

Granted but you can only use it in your dreams.

I wish to be superstronger than everyone but still look feminine.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 30 mars 2013 - 08:07 .

#37
Atalanta
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 08:21

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OneWomanArmy wrote...

Uuupss, edited.

Granted but you can only use it in your dreams.

I wish to be superstronger than everyone but still look feminine.

Yeah we keep trying to post at the same time, heh.

Granted, but now you're EDI from Mass Effect ... and Shepard chose the destroy ending. :devil:

Last one for today: I wish I could go back in time and have tea with Douglas Adams.

#38
Blarg
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 08:55

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Granted, but it results in him never writing The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I wish I had a hawk for a pet.

#39
legion999
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 08:57

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Granted. It attacks you everytime it sees you.

I wish my computer wasn't infected with malware.

#40
Blarg
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:05

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Granted. Now you don't even have a computer, problem solved.

I wish we had space travel.

#41
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Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:09

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Granted but now your home is invaded by aliens.

I wish for a zombie outbreak.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 30 mars 2013 - 09:09 .

#42
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Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:10

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Granted, you and everyone you know are eaten.

I wish I never had to worry about hygiene

#43
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:13

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Granted, now you are so clean that you are invisible and no one can see you.

I wish that everyone is vegetarians.

#44
Leonardo the Magnificent
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:17

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Granted, but now you are a vegetable.

I wish I wasn't sick.

#45
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:41

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Granted, now you are dead.

I wish I knew Batman!!!

#46
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Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:43

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Granted, but you startled him, and the end result, he killed you.

I wish I new Wonder Woman.

#47
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 09:47

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Granted, but she thought you were evil so she had to eat you alive.

I wish I was dating Christian Bale.

#48
Battlebloodmage
Posté 30 mars 2013 - 10:16

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Grant, since he's a jerk, the wish is already corrupted.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.

#49
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Posté 31 mars 2013 - 12:48

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Granted, but you can't go back to a dimension where you have already been.

I wish I had a cup of Cherry Pepsi that never got empty.

#50
Wolfspawn
Posté 31 mars 2013 - 03:03

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Granted, but if it spills, the world will be flooded and destroyed by Cherry Pepsi.

I wish I had an ultra-enhanced virtual reality video game that simulated the Earth where you could do. Literally. Anything.
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