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[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. But you forget your password.

I wish it was dinnertime.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, and you're the main course.

I wish developers would stop using online DRM on their games since it only punishes paying customers.

[karushna5]

Granted, No video Games are made ever again

I wish I could read a whole book in a matter of seconds no matter the length

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but everything else you do, you do equally fast. Even sex.

I wish I could pre-order Dragon Age III: Inquisition right now.

[BouncyFrag]

Orian Tabris wrote...
I wish I could pre-order Dragon Age III: Inquisition right now.

Granted, and you will get it the day before the official release. Not wanting to wait a day, you play the game and due to the most evil and sinister DRM ever concieved, EA will think you stole the game by breaking the street date and you will be perma-banned from all gaming forever (this ban will not end with you as your desendants will also have to carry your shame until the universe is sundered and broken).

I wish I could become a ninja
.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you are Ninja stan, but without the banhammer.

I wish they make a blockbuster movie of Young Avengers:

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but it's dumbed down into a glorified romance flick.

I wish Google Fiber was available where I live.

[Dragon_Claw]

Granted. But they will all be small pink Barbie model houses.

I wish for a flying carpet.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, the flying horse sends his greetings, and that he wants you to wish for carrots for him.

I wish I could eat chocolate.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I find it hard to believe that you can't, but I can well believe that there's some digestive reason it's a bad idea. Or that you're wary of the health risks of overindulgence. (Edit: Or maybe that you don't have any.) So I won't interfere with your ability to do so, but whyever you're not doing so, I think I'll ratchet that up a little.

I wish chocolate was healthy. (For me, not for you.)

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 23 avril 2013 - 11:02 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but now it tastes like broccoli.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Having learned, you now wish you hadn't.

I wish I had a new car.

(Also, I actually like broccoli.)

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, it's a lemon and has no warranty.

I wish I had a real Torgue firearm.

[ObserverStatus]

Volus Warlord wrote...
Granted, it's a lemon and has no warranty.
I wish I had a real Torgue firearm.

Granted, but the death panels come to your house in black helicopters and take it away.
I wish I was a pony.

[Volus Warlord]

bobobo878 wrote...


Granted, but the death panels come to your house in black helicopters and take it away.
I wish I was a pony.

Granted, you spend the rest of your life in a clopper rape chamber. 

I wish I had the Brutal Legend OST.

[ObserverStatus]

Volus Warlord wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
Granted, but the death panels come to your house in black helicopters and take it away.
I wish I was a pony.

Granted, you spend the rest of your life in a clopper rape chamber. 
I wish I had the Brutal Legend OST.

Granted, you get a digital copy but the company you got it from revokes your license and the DRM removes it from your hard drive in retaliation for you trolling their forums.

Modifié par bobobo878, 24 avril 2013 - 01:22 .

[Homebound]

I wish i had superpowers that were useful.

[karushna5]

Orian Tabris wrote...

Granted, but everything else you do, you do equally fast. Even sex.

.

Actually that is a double cool thing. I am asexual so yay wish!

[AventuroLegendary]

Homebound wrote...

I wish i had superpowers that were useful.

Granted. The superpower is an instant, painless death which can save you from a more gruesome end.

I wish I had a sturdier desk.

[Homebound]

i wish this thread ended.

[Homebound]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Homebound wrote...

I wish i had superpowers that were useful.

Granted. The superpower is an instant, painless death which can save you from a more gruesome end.

I wish I had a sturdier desk.

granted. its made up of the bones of your loved ones present and future thus serving as a constant reminder that u r alone and everyone  love or will cherish will die one day so you can have this desk in your now distant past that now mocks u at the side of your deathbed alone and unloved and forgotten.

i wish for a cocacola slushie.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted,



I wish I can manipulate memories of others.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. But you can only do five minutes in one go, the ability takes as long to use as the memory lasts, and if you come up with anything illogical, the target dismisses it as a weird dream.

Since that's not quite bad enough, I think I'll add a material component. You have to buy $500 worth of newspaper to use this ability. By the way, that's material component, not focus, so it's $1000 for ten minutes.

Edit: Also, the target can save. But that only happens after you spend the component.

I wish I could jump hella high.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 24 avril 2013 - 09:41 .