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[AventuroLegendary]

Granted, but upon jumping, you would leave the earth's atmosphere.

I wish my bike's chain would oil itself.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted. It never stops self-lubing.

I wish I could control when the Sun rises and sets.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 24 avril 2013 - 10:56 .

[Homebound]

Granted. The Earth is thrown out of its axis do to the Sun's erratic positioning within the solar system.

I wish we could download our consciousness into healthy brains.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I see your wish, and raise you a healthy brain.

I wish Gits:Sac style cyberization was a thing.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, it's a thing of the past.

I wish I can change shape into any creature I want.

[BouncyFrag]

Battlebloodmage wrote...

I wish I can change shape into any creature I want.

Granted, but you have to mate if you want to change back to human form.

I wish I could pick the half-time show for all future Super Bowls.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. I'll also grant you absolutely stunningly awesome options to pick from.

Just don't expect an audience with good enough taste to like them.

I wish Gits:Sac style cyberization was a thing of the present.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, however, the cyborgs become brainwashed by an evil scientist and kill you first.

I wish the Yugi-oh cards technology becomes real. Fighting others with hologram monsters is pretty cool.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You now have to do so every Saturday with your soul as the stakes, same as Yugi does.

I wish I was a Gits:Sac style cyborg, only with standard USB ports instead of whatever plug style that is on the backs of their necks.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. You get trapped in some half assed virus. Also the American Empire invades Japan.

I wish I lived in the American Empire lulz.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, unfortunately it coincidences with the final collaps of the american empire, due to anti-government lobbyists, corruption and overextended committments. The situation rapidly detoriating into general starvation, terrorizing cannibal gangs led by survivalist 'war-lords' roaming the countryside...

I wish the economy would boom.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted hahahahahahhaha! *Launches ICBM's* NOW EVERYTHING BOOMS!

I Wish that I installed a failsafe...well not really I just have to say that for historys sake.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, you now did install a failsafe. Unfortunately, there was now no boom, and the cannibal survivalist war-lords are not impressed by your failsafe...


I wish I could redo sections of my life, like in a computergame where you reload a previous save.

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 27 avril 2013 - 12:04 .

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Granted, you only get autosaves and the only one you get is right before you're born. To redo certain events you have to redo your entire life.

I wish I could un-corrupt the wish that you're about to corrupt.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. But it's still a crappy wish.

I wish had Thor's hammer and the power to use it.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, however in one of the throwings, Thor retrives his hammer. Your ass is grass.

I wish I was there to see the beating Thor gives LA.



edit wow Thor would whoop my ass for typo'n his name.

Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 27 avril 2013 - 09:50 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And then he somehow gets the idea you're LA's friend.

I wish was there to see the beating Thor gives RAS, and not there after the beating just in case.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 27 avril 2013 - 06:41 .

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, all of it. ...'course,.. RAS still finds you,.. afterwards...

I whish this game wouldn't be so violent.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. You now live in Germany.

I wish to catch up with the bearded man so he may learn the meaning to THE FIRE RISES!

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You catch a glimpse of me before I light up a building you're trapped in to lose you.

The fire is rising.

I wish bEVEsthda's wish hadn't been corrupted.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 28 avril 2013 - 05:37 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but someone else then corrupt it again.

I wish I won the MEGA million lottery.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. You win at a brittle age with no family to give it to.

I wish Survival Horror was back in the industry.

Modifié par LegendaryAvenger, 29 avril 2013 - 02:40 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And the new titles suck.

I wish I owned a copy of DA2.

[HurricaneGinger]

Riverdaleswhiteflash wrote...

Granted. And the new titles suck.

I wish I owned a copy of DA2.

Granted, but it will be pirated and you will be fined $25,000.

I wish my new dog wouldn't do his business in the house.

[BouncyFrag]

PhantomGinger wrote...
I wish my new dog wouldn't do his business in the house.

Granted, but neither can you.
*tosses you a shovel and a stack of crusty, old newspapers*

I wish all games would only give you one life and if you die, your gaming console/pc will never let you play that game ever again. For games that you can't die in, failing (such as loosing a football match, messing up a puzzle, failing at Fruit Ninja, etc.) also has the same result.