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Débuté par Battlebloodmage , mars 29 2013 10:22

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#526
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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 04:25

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Granted, and the reason you can only play it once is because if you die in the game, you die in real lif.

I wish I could understand animal languages.

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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 04:29

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Ahhhhhhhhhh

Edited: I was too slow ;-(

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Granted but you will walk one day on the street and get robbed, then when you follow the robber, another robber will rob you for what you have left and hit you in the stomach and you will fall and hit your head, but because its downhill you will roll and roll down the street and a car will hit you and kill you and thats why you can never ever play those
games yourself.


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Granted but you will only hear them talk trash
about you, you know saying stuff like: Stupid human, silly man!!! We
should kill him in his sleep!!!

I wish for a REAL survival horror game to be made, just like those classical RE/SH games they used to make.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 29 avril 2013 - 04:33 .

#528
Beerfish
Posté 29 avril 2013 - 04:34

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Granted! But it is made for the Intellivision.

I wish it was not snowing here in Edmonton.

#529
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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 05:57

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Granted. You get a 45 degrees celsius heatwave instead.

I wish for a pony.

#530
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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 06:44

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Granted but the pony will in reality be two men -disguised- as a pony and you will find out when you one day go to pet the pony and try to ride it, the two men will jump out with a knife and stab you!!!

I wish for a unicorn.

#531
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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 06:47

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Granted. But it will stab you with it's horn!!!

I wish for a pegasus.

#532
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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 07:02

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Granted you are now on the list of the Brony Hunters Guild.

I wish the Brony hunters guild will fullfill its mission.

#533
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Posté 29 avril 2013 - 07:09

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Wish Granted, but realizing they have this power the government hires them to destroy and watch all people on the internet who they kill when they say anything out of line, they destroy the internet.

I wish I could DM the best games and that no matter who comes to play I could do so well they had a great time.

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Posté 30 avril 2013 - 06:17

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Granted, except that suddenly the earth gets attached by aliens and because of that you will have no control and you will do really bad and no one will have a great time.

I wish for a spaceship.

#535
Beerfish
Posté 30 avril 2013 - 07:10

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Granted!

It is a large empty oil tanker floating in the middle of the pacific with lots of empty space aboard.

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Posté 30 avril 2013 - 07:22

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^ Heeeeyyy you forgot to make a wish.... ;-) ^

#537
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Posté 30 avril 2013 - 07:29

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^ So did you. ;P

I wish for a fully loaded oil tanker.

#538
Beerfish
Posté 30 avril 2013 - 07:51

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OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ Heeeeyyy you forgot to make a wish.... ;-) ^


My wish was to be able to telepathically transmit my next wish.

#539
Beerfish
Posté 30 avril 2013 - 07:52

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Dragon_Claw wrote...

^ So did you. ;P

I wish for a fully loaded oil tanker.


Granted!  It's full of hash oil.  The narcs arrest you and you spend the rest of your life in a federal pen with Bubba as a roomate.

I wish turkeys could fly.

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Posté 30 avril 2013 - 08:10

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Beerfish wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ Heeeeyyy you forgot to make a wish.... ;-) ^


My wish was to be able to telepathically transmit my next wish.


Aha! Well plan failed... I couldn't telepathically read your wish lol.

Beerfish wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

^ So did you. ;P

I wish for a fully loaded oil tanker.


Granted!  It's full of hash oil.  The narcs arrest you and you spend the rest of your life in a federal pen with Bubba as a roomate.

I wish turkeys could fly.

Granted but one day when you walk the street on a sunny day, you will see something a far away and think "hmm what is that?", but suddenly "that thing" will fly down and hit you in the face and scratch your eyes out and you will realize that its a flying turkey!!!

I wish for the biggest diamond in the world!

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 30 avril 2013 - 08:14 .

#541
Dragon_Claw
Posté 30 avril 2013 - 08:23

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Granted. But it's still stuck inside a lump of coal.

I wish for a pack of ferrets to steal stuff for me.

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Posté 30 avril 2013 - 09:57

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Granted. (...this should be easy.) But you have to train them yourself. Ehum, - I take it you never had a ferret as a pet before?

I wish the western world wasn't in a decline.

#543
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Posté 01 mai 2013 - 01:20

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I'm sure it'll hit rock bottom soon enough.

I wish that were not the case.

#544
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Posté 01 mai 2013 - 02:09

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Granted, China becomes a the new superpower and everyone must submit to communism or a soulless capitalism which judges a person's worth by what they are as a product to society instead of a person.

I wish I won a million dollars legally through the lottery.

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AventuroLegendary
Posté 01 mai 2013 - 02:22

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Granted. A horrible, horrible accident involving the ferrari and the chainsaw-armed giraffe you bought occurs and you must pay the rest of your winnings in damages.

I wish Xenoblade Chronicles would be reprinted in NA.

Modifié par LegendaryAvenger, 01 mai 2013 - 02:24 .

#546
BouncyFrag
Posté 01 mai 2013 - 09:59

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LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I wish Xenoblade Chronicles would be reprinted in NA.

Granted, but it is only available in Northern Africa due to a failed moment of basic reading skills and geography.

I wish the Dark Souls 'invading' mechanic was implemented in all games. Your gameplay options will not restricted by the genre of a given invaded game. For example, if I want to distrupt an online game of Madden with grenades and rpgs, I can. Pretty much all the crazy ass cool stuff that the Joker in The Dark Knight wanted to do.

#547
RedArmyShogun
Posté 01 mai 2013 - 03:00

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Granted however those pain in the ass giant enemies and man eating chests show up in the games. Congratz you just killed gaming.

I wish I had one of those life like training dummies to pratice neck snaps on.

#548
Beerfish
Posté 01 mai 2013 - 03:37

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RedArmyShogun wrote...

Granted however those pain in the ass giant enemies and man eating chests show up in the games. Congratz you just killed gaming.

I wish I had one of those life like training dummies to pratice neck snaps on.


Granted!  But some Drell comes up and keeps doing the neck snap move before you can.

I wish I had a pet Krogan.

#549
Battlebloodmage
Posté 01 mai 2013 - 05:13

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Granted, but you then go to jail for imprisonment and treating intelligent beings as pets.

I wish I have photographic memory.

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RedArmyShogun
Posté 01 mai 2013 - 08:15

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Granted. *forces you to watch every fetish known to man.

I wish I had that pen thing from MIB to wipe a persons mind.
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