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[coelacyanth]

RedArmyShogun wrote...

Granted. *forces you to watch every fetish known to man.

I wish I had that pen thing from MIB to wipe a persons mind.

Granted but first thing it wipes is your mind!

I wish I was a T-Rex...

[Wolfspawn]

Granted, but now you can't think nearly as well due to your inferior brain.

I wish I had a computer that could run Far Cry 3 on the highest graphics quality at 60 fps.

Modifié par bob_20000, 01 mai 2013 - 08:26 .

[HiddenInWar]

Granted, but your computer battery drops a percentage each second due to such high power usage.

I wish I had unlimited free access to Tahiti vacations whenever I want.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. Your time in flights will take place in the cargo hold.

I wish I had a high-quality, personal chef to make my lunches.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You get the chef from GTA: Vice City who uses endangered animals. Good luck explaining that when the cops find out.

I wish I had a high quality personal chef to make lunches for me that don't involve endangered animals.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 01 mai 2013 - 09:28 .

[Noctis Augustus]

Granted. He instead uses the meat of the most populous species of mammals in the world: Humans.

I wish to be the most powerful being in the universe.

Modifié par ibbikiookami, 02 mai 2013 - 12:54 .

[Blarg]

Granted. It lasts for half a millisecond.

I wish for rain.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, a crazed old gypsy places a curse on you and now there's a small dark cloud above your head that rains on you forever.

I wish I had a sweet roll.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. You get wisdom ten seconds before you croak.

I wish I could get a lucrative job.

[BouncyFrag]

Volus Warlord wrote...

Granted. You get wisdom ten seconds before you croak.

I wish I could get a lucrative job.

Granted but its a 24/7 job where you have to moderate the newly formed Dragon Age/Mass Effect Romance subforum.

I wish I had unlimited free access to all forms of transportation to travel the world as I see fit along with free hotel.

[Beerfish]

Granted! but Neeber and Noober also made that wish and you have to take them where ever you go. The hotel you get is from a monoply game.

I wish I never had to weed my garden.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. *Salts the Earth*

I Wish I had a oriental style garden.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but due to massive upkeep cost you go broke.

I wish for a brick wall.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. It falls apart with one stomp.

I wish I had a porch with a shade.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. I hope you like being haunted.

I wish I had a Porch with a roof to shade me from the sun.

[Noctis Augustus]

Granted. The roof is old though and crumbles on you.

I wish Red stopped spamming my wall with Rapeman images...

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. There is an investigation and you're caught.

I wish Aliens: Colonial Marines would be remade into a better game.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted: you can't afford it.

I wish my headache would go away.

[coelacyanth]

Granted: Kidney stone it is then.

I wish the next person could not grant me anything.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, although I was planing on giving you money.

I wish for the power to turn milk into cheese

[Beerfish]

Granted! You die when a brick of gouda gets stuck in your throat while you drink your morning coffee.

I wish I could retire and go fishing.

(btw did anyone here ever see the Night Gallery epsiode with the ultimate in corrupt a wish?)

Modifié par Beerfish, 03 mai 2013 - 04:28 .

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. You soon grow to hate fishing.

I wish I can inherit Dracula's powers without the Belmont clan knowing.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you inherit Dracula's powers on a bright sunny day. This unfortunately happens to be while you're passed out cold on some stranger's lawn. You wake up with a raging headache and clumsily try to head for some shade. You trip and fall hitting your head on the ground, getting knocked unconscious. The sun burns you alive and you collapse into smoldering ashes.

I wish the person below me would agree to be my personal manservant/maid and agree to serve me for the rest of his/her life doing many menial chores for me.

[Dio Demon]

Tis granted, my contract gives me 366 days a year of paid vacation of $50 an hour and my contract cannot be terminated, so you will eventually go broke.

I wish I could spend one day without being SO evil.