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[Sajuro]

Crazy Eyed One wrote...

Tis granted, my contract gives me 366 days a year of paid vacation of $50 an hour and my contract cannot be terminated, so you will eventually go broke.

I wish I could spend one day without being SO evil.

It that moment of slightly less evilness, you realize how much of a monster you are so you exile yourself from human civilization and destroy your method of transportation so you can't get back and wreak havoc on the world.

I wish I had magic powers that didn't kill me or put me in a great deal of pain

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. You let the powers do lots of work for you and grow fat and lazy because of it.

I wish my lawn would be even and perfect forever, without needing water.

[Dio Demon]

Granted. Locusts will come and eat your lawn and I personally will come and salt your lawn so nothing will EVER grow again.

I wish I had full permanent totalitarian rule over the world without having to waste a minion or lift a finger.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. The world grows weak in defenses without conflict in years. Galactic conquerors will descend upon you like locusts and will put your head on a literal pike.

I wish I had a lifetime Netflix subscription.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. It costs your life savings.

I wish I had a 690 foot yatch that I didn't have to pay for or buy fuel or docking for.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you HAD a 690 foot yatch, but now it got destroyed by Godzilla, and you forgot to buy yatch insurance.

I wish I don't have to study for anything in college and still get As'.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. Your corrupt teachers give you A's but you don't learn useful technical skills for your career path.

I wish I had the power to stop/start the time flow and move about freely.

Modifié par LegendaryAvenger, 04 mai 2013 - 07:03 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but everyone else on earth gets the same power. Because everyone has the same power you're driven insane as every second someone tries to start time, while elsewhere other people are trying to stop time.

I wish I had a friendly ferret named Captain Sparkles

[Dio Demon]

Granted. After a whole day of loving Captain Sparkles you kill him from loving him too much and he comes back as a zombie and bites you on the nose, thus turning you into a zombie.

I wish the new X-box would never come out.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. Microsoft announces Kinect: The Console as replacement.

I wish movies would stop trying to pass off 3D, 4D or anything similar as a selling point.

[Volus Warlord]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Granted. Microsoft announces Kinect: The Console as replacement.

I wish movies would stop trying to pass off 3D, 4D or anything similar as a selling point.

They'll do it as long as people buy it.

[RedArmyShogun]

I wish Volus had made a wish.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And there's no loopholes.

I wish there had been.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted however it gets you by the neck and hangs you in a tree.

I wish someone would cut Rivers down from the tree.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. I do it myself.

I wish I had an open cruise ticket to Phuket.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, its one way and you end up working in a sweat shop.

I wish I could go grill some seafood.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Be careful as you do so, lest the seafood grill you.

I wish I was the sweatshop's manager.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, the workers then revolted because of the harsh conditions.

I wish that I have magic.

[Mr. Sprinkles101]

Granted, but you'll die the second you use it

I wish I wish I was a fish

[legion999]

Granted. You wish that you wished but confused you wish to be a wish.

I wish my custom portrait would upload.

[Mr. Sprinkles101]

Granted, but only you can see it

I wish I get three wishes

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but for each wish you must sacrifice an innocent little kitten to satan and eat it's corpse raw.

I wish today was Sunday so I could watch the next game of thrones episode.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I can't do that. I can knock you out and you wake up Sunday, but the side effects...

(#*$( it, wish granted. (Boot to the head!)

I wish I had the complete series on DVD, including the episodes that haven't come out yet.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. The world learns of this, and soon you are held up in your hom defending yourself from constant assualt unable to watch the DVD's at all.

I wish, I lived in some other country << one that I liked >>

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but the plane crash on the way there, and you become paralyzed. You are technically living in that country but as a vegetable.

I wish I don't have 2 midterms tomorrow.