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[Dio Demon]

Wish granted, they were yesterday and you forgot to attend them and you failed.

I wish for destruction of all things fluffy and cute!

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, after the destruction of all things cute and fluffy, everything left on Earth that consider cute look like your mother in law.

I wish pigs can fly.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Cops have had helicopters for years!

I just wish they could fly under their own power...

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 10 mai 2013 - 02:12 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, now pigeon poops won't be the only thing you have to worry about.

I wish pigs can climb trees.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. Every police officer not fit enough to climb a tree is fired.

I wish literal pigs could climb trees.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. This new species of tree-climbing pig develop ways to fight back against their bacon-eating human oppressors.

I wish I could learn spanish while keeping english.

Modifié par LegendaryAvenger, 10 mai 2013 - 03:16 .

[RobRam10]

Deseo concedido! Oh wait...
I wish to have a palace.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You know entry-level Spanish and whatever English you already did.

Edit: And the ninja has that chocolate palace from Willy Wonka.

I wish I was fluent in English, Spanish, French and Welsh.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 10 mai 2013 - 04:19 .

[HiddenInWar]

Granted. You know each language for one year before forgetting all others excluding english.

I wish I had the perfect boyfriend.

[Battlebloodmage]

bobobo878 : "Granted, but you should have asked for a perfect manfriend. Chris Hansen interrupts your date with the perfect boyfriend and asks if you know what you're doing is wrong."

I wish I had the perfect manfriend.

[HiddenInWar]

Granted, but he begins to harbor a desire to reign over humanity as a supreme overlord and you do not know if he wants you to join him, so he might see you as disposable.

I wish humanity had the power to colonize other planets.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, however World War is now a meaningless term, we now are fighting Worlds War One.

I wish I had a jet ski.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. You get a brand new jet ski for a great deal! However before you can enjoy your new shiny jet ski a bunch of street hooligans, under the cover of darkness, make off with it. After a while they decide to return it to you, but by then it's a piece of broken garbage.

I wish Pandora didn't have so many ads.

[Wolfspawn]

Granted, but now you need to pay two dollars for every song that comes on.

I wish I had a pet Olliphaunt.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Do I even need to describe how wrong that is going to go?

I wish I had a pet pig.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you have Honey Boo Boo's mom

I wish I can grow money on tree

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Do you mean literally grow money on a tree, or that people pay money because you sell them tree?

Because I'm pretty sure both of those are illegal in most countries. You know, decades of your life illegal.

I wish I literally had a pet pig.

Modifié par Riverdaleswhiteflash, 12 mai 2013 - 09:55 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but your house keeps getting destroyed because it keeps stealing eggs from a bunch of birds.

I wish I have a time machine.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but it breaks, stranding you in the land of neanderthals.

I wish I could vanquish my enemies.

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 13 mai 2013 - 12:57 .

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. In doing so, you lose your opposition, the force that drives you. You grow insane from the lack of enemies to destroy and soon, the lack of worlds to conquer.

I wish I had Sting.

Modifié par LegendaryAvenger, 13 mai 2013 - 02:01 .

[RobRam10]

Granted. You and your nemesis fight a one on one battle, when you gain the upper hand and are about to kill him Sting breaks into pieces and your nemesis defeats you.

I wish I was an Emperor of an Empire!

Modifié par RobRam10, 13 mai 2013 - 03:35 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You're also on life support due to old enough age to kill a tree, and the Empire you theoretically rule does exactly the opposite of what you would want. In your name. And kills people whose side you would take against them for being heretics who defy your will.

I wish I had an army of loyal knights.

[dreamgazer]

Granted. You get an army of these.



I wish that money grew on trees.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Granted:

Monopoly Money will now grow on all trees in your yard. For every 1000 monopoly dollars made, a single 1 dollar bill will grow. It will be counterfeit.

I wish that I had infinite wishes that cannot be corrupted or have a negative twist to them.

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 13 mai 2013 - 04:21 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Oh, you have that? I better send a knight to make sure you don't live to take advantage of it.

I wish I could reward the ones who serve me especially well by reattaching their arms.