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[MassivelyEffective0730]

Riverdaleswhiteflash wrote...

Oh, you have that? I better send a knight to make sure you don't live to take advantage of it.

I wish I could reward the ones who serve me especially well by reattaching their arms.

Granted, but they're all just sewn back on. They don't actually work.

I'm still waiting on my last wish. It was never granted or denied.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Actually, it was. I granted it, and then denied it by sending a knight to kick you in the head with an armored boot. Repeatedly. Until you're no longer a threat to my power.

I wish my knights had actual working arms.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted however they never stop.

I wish I had a MI-24.

[BouncyFrag]

RedArmyShogun wrote...


I wish I had a MI-24.

Granted, but the propellors spin the wrong way.

I wish I could become the next Iron Chef.

[BouncyFrag]

BouncyFrag wrote...

RedArmyShogun wrote...


I wish I had a MI-24.

Granted, but the propellors spin the wrong way.

I wish I could become the next Iron Chef.

Granted, but the other Iron Chefs frame me for food poisoning myself.

I wish someone would actually respond to my wishes without having to answer it myself.

[AventuroLegendary]

 Granted but your wishes are twisted and ruined. Wait...

I wish I could get into Pokemon games.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And you're addicted worse than I was.

To put that in perspective, I have over a dozen level 100s. Have fun! Because there won't be much else to do soon...

(I wish I could have those hours upon hours of my life back.)

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted but you do it all again.

I wish I had a snowcone maker.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted but it adds way too much or too little syrup. Your snow cones end up tasting either like blocks of ice or high-fructose soups.

I wish I had a bucket of quality sherbet right now.

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[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, they are all made of tabasco flavored.

I wish the world would end tomorrow.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. It restarts right after.

I wish there was an option to mute the rest of the world.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you become permanently deaf.

I wish I had a can of Sierra Mist that refilled itself magically every time it becomes empty.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. Have fun with getting UTI once the can starts to becom contaminated.

I wish I had the Red Baron's plane.

[Beerfish]

Granted! You are put in the cockpit into it just as it is crashing.

I wish I had a blueberry cheesecake.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. Its expired.

I wish other people would post in the games topics rather than just browsing the forums like a bunch of creepy stalkers prowling for Social justice topics to rape in the dead of night. lulz

[Blarg]

Granted. There are now creepy stalkers posting in the games topics. Congratulations.

I wish for this thread to live again, now that I'm back.

[BouncyFrag]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

I wish for this thread to live again, now that I'm back.

Granted, but you get perma-banned from all internet forever.

I wish I don't ever have to go potty again.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, it comes out of your mouth instead.

I wish I have my own mabari.

[Blarg]

Granted, but it has the attitude of a cat.

I wish I didn't have an exam on Monday.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, your exam is on Sunday.

I wish more people would play this game.

[Blarg]

Granted, but they're all stereotypical 12 year old COD players. With mics. And the mute function won't work.

I wish my computer hadn't been wiped when it got fixed.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. The computer repairman however assumes that you mean you don't want your computer screen to be wiped off. Since he's such a great pal he decides to dip his fingers in grease and wipe it all over your computer screen.

I wish had a date with Antje Traue, she was smokin in Man of Steel!

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you have a date with her burnt body.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I want.

[Dave of Canada]

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone else gains thermal vision in your proximity.

I wish I was a billionaire.

[BouncyFrag]

Dave of Canada wrote...

I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted, but it is in pennies.

I wish I had diplomatic immunity so that I can do what ever frack the I want with zero consequences.