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[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, your diplomatic immunity is only recognized by Nauru or some countries no one ever heard of.

I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. You're the first one to be devoured by a zombie horde.

I wish I had a few thousand dollars to spend on a new air conditioning unit.

[Blarg]

Granted. The air conditioning units are sold out, though.

I wish it wasn't so freakin' humid.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, All moisture is removed from the air giving you dry skin.

I wish animals and plants could talk.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you can no longer blame your farts on the dog.

I wish I can turn into a dragon.

[Beerfish]

Granted! Your name is Smaug and you are flying over laketown with a small flaw on your jewel encrusted belly!

I wish I could make my own pasta.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you can make as many creepypasta as you want.

I wish Pokemon were real, and I have Arceus.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. The season goes so bad Mike Rowe vows never to do television every again and decides to personally blame you for his misfortunes. He stands outside your door every morning holding a shovel covered in cow dung, during the day he glares menacingly at your window. After two weeks pass you watch him cover your entire house in various animal feces before he leaves, never to be seen again.

I wish I knew where all these bees buzzing around my side door are coming from.

[Hey]

they are warning you. a gateway to hell has opened in Japan.  www.youtube.com/watch
http://t2.gstatic.co...nl82WMwj4McpJdx

i wish i could fly

Modifié par Festae9, 27 juin 2013 - 05:33 .

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Granted but you can never land.

I wish for winter.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Granted but now you have to manually shovel 2 feet of snow off the whole driveway. Everyday for the rest of your life. And you live on a hill.

I wish that I was married to Yvonne Strahovski.

[Hey]

 you got it.  but she now looks like this

http://t3.gstatic.co...IkGHD5XT6eglIJA

i wish i could communicate with animals

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Granted. You can talk to animals. They can't understand you, but they look at you attentively and people get creeped out when birds crap on you.

I wish I was married to Yvonne Strahovski and that she looked like her normal self.

[Hey]

granted but she can't move at all. rigor mortis. and she can't talk, she just farts all the time.

i wish i could see 1 day into the future

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Granted. You can see what 00:01 is like at 23:59.

I wish I had an unlimited number of incorruptible wishes.

[Hey]

lol. granted but the definition of corruptible changes drastically.

i wish i was 15 feet tall and had the ability to override any of "gods" wish fulfillment

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Granted. You are now a wise and supernatural oak tree that grants wishes but can't make them - and you are on fire.

I wish I could sell all those incorruptible wishes for money. 

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 27 juin 2013 - 06:08 .

[Hey]

yes but for every dollar you make your penis gets smaller

i wish i radiated healing energy.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, due to people always needing healing you never get time for your self.

I wish for a tuna and banana sandwich with cheese.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but the cheese is fromunda cheese.

I wish I can sing.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted but due to a overabundance of music, can't do anything with it.

I wish the sun was green

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Granted but the increase of ultraviolet radiation overwhelms the atmosphere and you get cancer and a major sunburn.

I wish the children in Africa would get all the negative repercussions of my wishes.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. - So you're now a child in Africa. (retrospectively, it was the easiest way to accomplish it. Hope you don't mind).

I wish I had a bottle of 16y Bunnahabahain (or whatsitname?), instead of this Famous Grouse and this Tullamore Dew.

[mitthrawuodo]

Granted but you get so drunk after drinking it you drive your car into the only storage of 16y Bunnahabhain and destroy all of it

I wish I had perfect photographic memory