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[Beerfish]

Granted, unfortunately the Bear called pooh eats the blueberry muffins.

I wish ME3 and NWN2 had better endings.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, although better people are still disappointed.

I wish for the severed heads of Winnie the Pooh and friends/

[Hey]

granted... now live with THAT!

i wish i had 'fast travel' to any city in the world, capabilities.

[BouncyFrag]

Festae9 wrote...


i wish i had 'fast travel' to any city in the world, capabilities.

Granted but the process of 'fast traveling' removes all clothing and things you had on your person (purses, saddle bags, manbags, etc) and you are deposited in the city center during rush hour.

I wish I had a replicator that makes food, tech, pretty much anything I could ever desire.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but it's not free you have to pay in body parts, for some unexplainable reason. After several weeks of using your replicator you get so greedy that eventually the police arrest you for murdering several homeless men and dismembering them for spare body parts. You get multiple life sentences without parole.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

[Volus Warlord]

Solostran85 wrote...

Granted, but it's not free you have to pay in body parts, for some unexplainable reason. After several weeks of using your replicator you get so greedy that eventually the police arrest you for murdering several homeless men and dismembering them for spare body parts. You get multiple life sentences without parole.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

Granted, but you are forced to eat nothing but tootsie roll pops until you discover the perfect number as shown by numerous trials.

I wish I could get my car past inspection.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, your car then breaks down

I wish that my worst enemy would live forever

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

And he enjoys it.

I wish I would live forever.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but my enemy is now your enemy forever.

I wish for the power to kill immortals

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but no one is immortal so there's not much of a point in having that power. And as an adverse side effect you cannot kill anything mortal.

I wish had a robotic butler named Henry who would drive me around in a luxurious limousine while dryly expressing his annoyance at having to do pointless menial chores for me. I would also like him to have a posh british accent, a tophat, and a pencil thin mustache.

[Liamv2]

Granted but he will always steal your stuff

I could pull anything on a screen into the real world

[Smashmouth]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Granted but one day you will accidentally pull a dinosaur out from your screen and it will eat you alive!!!

I wish to own one of each video game ever made to every console ever in the world!

Granted, but they're all badly damaged except for the ones that require you to enter codes to play which you do not posess.

I wish for photographic memory

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, you then see something horrible and remember it forever.

I wish I had the ability to steal peoples identity.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. By the way, that's illegal.

I wish I had the power to commit crimes without getting caught.

[Beerfish]

Granted, the crown is in your mouth and the diamond is a foot in circumference.

I wish for the New York Jets to win the super bowl.

[Beerfish]

Granted! America invades the next day.

[Igib]

Granted, but they are all mine

I wish to be Captain America (a.k.a. Garrus).

[Lunch Box1912]

Granted but Laurie Jupiter falls in love with me and you are alone forever.

I wish I could grow a money tree.