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[Sajuro]

bob_20000 wrote...

Granted, but if it spills, the world will be flooded and destroyed by Cherry Pepsi.

I wish I had an ultra-enhanced virtual reality video game that simulated the Earth where you could do. Literally. Anything.

Granted but you are brutally murdered within minutes of starting the game

I wish I lived in a van down by the River

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. Unfortunately for you the river is polluted with radiation and after a night of swimming in it you become a horribly mutated monstrosity shunned by the rest of civilization.

I wish I owned my own tropical island.

[Cainhurst Crow]

Granted. You are now on your own island now. It's in the middle of the pacific ocean, and has a 14ft radius, with no house, electricity, or way to contact anyone else.

I wish Inquisitor Recon would admit he's a closeted clopper.

Modifié par Darth Brotarian, 31 mars 2013 - 04:11 .

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Ain't possible!

I wish I had the Hercules' power and Einstein's intelligence.

Modifié par Legatus Arianus, 31 mars 2013 - 05:25 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but you can only those powers for as long as those two are alive.

I wish I could teleport.

[BouncyFrag]

Battlebloodmage wrote...

I wish I could teleport.

Granted but when you do, your clothes disappear never to be found again.

I wish I could mod games (Skyrim, DA, etc.) on my Xbox 360.

[legion999]

You can. Microsoft bricks your Xbox.

I wish for joy to all this year and good tidings.

[Blarg]

Granted, but you have no way to play those games.

I wish I had the thu'um.

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. However you can't speak to anyone like most of the greybeards.

I wish I had a timemachine.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but it got confiscated by the time patrol to prevent time tampering.

I wish I can change my hair to any color in existence anytime I want.

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

As you wish, however eventually your hair will fall out.

I wish I could open a portal to a fire molten alien planet that would collide into Earth. Thus swallowing our planet whole in unavoidable cataclysmic destruction.

Modifié par Johnnie Walker, 31 mars 2013 - 04:17 .

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted, however you Die first, after being raped horriblly by fire monsters.

I have no Wish I am the State. *passes wish*

[legion999]

Granted. You are assassinated instantly.

I wish for war. Eternal glorious WAR!

[M Hedonist]

legion999 wrote...

I wish for war. Eternal glorious WAR!

Granted, but all the weapons are made of rubber foam.

I wish for the "The Whole Bloody Affair"-Kill Bill vol.1&2 DVD to be finally released.

Modifié par Sauruz, 31 mars 2013 - 11:00 .

[Blarg]

Granted, but you have no electricity.

I wish I knew everything.

[ParkBom]

Granted, but you will soon forget it all.

I wish I had red velvet cupcakes.

[ManceBane]

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish for a gaming PC.

[legion999]

Granted. You can only play Big Rigs Over the Road Racing.

I wish you a merry christmas.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you now have a train call full of Formula One motor oil.

I wish I had a giant robot.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, the robot is ultron and proceed to destroy you and the whole world.

I wish I had the power to manipulate memory.

[ParkBom]

Granted, but you can only use it on yourself.

I wish I knew who was going to die tonight in The Walking Dead season finale.