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[BouncyFrag]

Fast Jimmy wrote...
I wish Winter Soldier was already out in theaters. 

Granted, but its only the story board concept art with all of the dialogue redacted.

I wish that as time passes older, 'classic' games are updated to current generation hardware by top studio talent.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 19 février 2014 - 10:04 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted. Every game will be Pokemon!


I wish foods that were fatty or bad for you could be somehow nutritious.

[lady_v23]

granted! as you're about to have a taste of that delicious baconator, a bear comes out of nowhere and attacks you.

I wish to be invisible to my teachers

Modifié par lady_v23, 19 février 2014 - 11:39 .

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. ...And of course, it's already self corrupted, and leads to logical consequences.

I wish I was sitting in a good Italian restaurant.

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 20 février 2014 - 09:12 .

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, you just wasted your time getting the same thing you already had.

I wish I had a hat for every occasion

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but the hat is too big for you head, so you can't see anything... except the hat.

I wish I had my own theme music.

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted! Your theme song is Baby by Justin Bieber.


I wish I had socks that never got dirty.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but they always get wet... even when they're on the line or in the dryer, drying.

I wish people would use plurals correctly.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but people still annoy you.

I wish for the power to turn love into hate and hate into love?

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted! However, the BSN, which is all about hate and romance, implodes as it becomes a complete paradox of itself.

I wish I had some candy.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but it's sour candy

I wish for everyone to have goodwill and happiness

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, unfortunately the majority really just wanted to hate and stew in miserable self-pity, so they're real mad at you now.

I wish progress of some things were slower, and progress of other things faster.

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted! The progress of things you dislike increase, while those you like decreases.

I wish I could fly. I wish I could touch the sky.

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 21 février 2014 - 10:17 .

[bEVEsthda]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Granted! The progress of things you dislike increase, while those you like decreases.

Oh, but Jimmy, don't you get it?  That's exactly how I want it!

I wish I could fly. I wish I could touch the sky.

Granted.  I could let you fly the way I usually fly when I'm asleep and dreaming - about a foot or two above the ground, takes a lot of attention and care not to scrape the face. Tires the neck to see where you're headed too.

"Touch the sky" I don't know what to do with? I suppose we can touch the sky, don't we? There's no special altitude, so 1-2 feet will do. There you go.

[Fast Jimmy]

^

You corrupted my wish by virtue of the fact that you didn't acknowledge the R Kelly song I was quoting.

I wish I owned a time machine.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for balls of steel (or any metal really)

[Fast Jimmy]

MichaelStuart wrote...

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for balls of steel (or any metal really)

Granted! You now have a solid steel ball chained to your leg, prison style. 

I wish I could speak to animals.

[Hellion Rex]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

MichaelStuart wrote...

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for balls of steel (or any metal really)

Granted! You now have a solid steel ball chained to your leg, prison style. 

I wish I could speak to animals.

Granted, but you can only tell them to eat you.

I wish I could control minds.

[Silfren]

eluvianix wrote...

Fast Jimmy wrote...

MichaelStuart wrote...

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for balls of steel (or any metal really)

Granted! You now have a solid steel ball chained to your leg, prison style. 

I wish I could speak to animals.

Granted, but you can only tell them to eat you.

I wish I could control minds.

Granted!  You can now control minds...but the only thing you can actually force people to do is sing off-key.

[ParkBom]

Sil, you fail.

I wish to have my writer's block shoved away.

[Hellion Rex]

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Sil, you fail.

I wish to have my writer's block shoved away.

Granted, but you can only write Annie X Jean fanfics.

I wish I could sing really well.

[ParkBom]

Granted, but you can only sing one note really well.
I wish I could function without sleep, food, or water.

Modifié par JusticarFlareon, 21 février 2014 - 11:47 .

[Sir DeLoria]

Granted, but your employer will exploit this power. Extra hours, no additional pay.

I wish I had a new leather jacket.

[BouncyFrag]

Granted, but it only comes in these two sizes...
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I wish I wasn't sore on days after working out.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 22 février 2014 - 12:27 .