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[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but without the pain to tell you let your body recover you over exercise and have a heart attack.

I wish for two goats and fat pig.

[Dovahzeymahlkey]

granted, you are a fat pig with two goats for arms.

I wish I could shout like a dragon!

[BouncyFrag]

Granted, but its so loud it makes you go deaf.

I wish the next Dragon Age game has full virtual reality support with full body suit sensor system that works flawlessly.

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted. During your first fight, an arrow hit you and you did.

I wish I cared about the new Transformers movie coming out this summer.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but you care to much and your now rampant fanboyism annoys everyone.

I wish you good luck

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. I have good luck and my dentist has some time free for me, to immediately fix my broken teeth, after I've been beaten up and robbed by a gang. Thanks a lot for that.

I wish various gangs of fanboys didn't distort, inflate and fabricate so much 'information' on Wikipedia on their favorite fanboy subjects.

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 22 février 2014 - 06:34 .

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, Wikipedia becomes dull.

I wish to meet the worlds most unremarkable person.

[ZombieOberyn]

MichaelStuart wrote...

Granted, Wikipedia becomes dull.

I wish to meet the worlds most unremarkable person.

Granted. Nicholas Cage is in your living room.

I wish for the ability to destroy things with my mind.

[superdeathdealer14]

Granted, but every time you destroy something your IQ drops significantly and you get a migraine.

I wish the evil cookie men would give me back my unicorn so I can ride into battle with Lord Watermelon and defeat the Dark Lord Sausage Man, reclaim my kingdom of Pineapplelia and marry my one true love: Princess Meth.

Modifié par superdeathdealer14, 23 février 2014 - 11:28 .

[Parmida]

Granted. Now all the things which you want to accomplish are destroyed and turned into ruins. Your Princess is raped and killed brutally by Dark Lord Sausage man.
Lord Watermelon kills off your Unicorn and takes you captive and forces you into servitude.

I wish I had blond hair, purple eyes and whiter skin.

Modifié par Parmida, 23 février 2014 - 03:35 .

[Lunch Box1912]

Granted, now your a doll.



I wish there was more free time

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 23 février 2014 - 07:08 .

[Arcian]

Granted. You are now immortal. You will live through the rise, history and death of every living organism on planet earth until the sun swells up and turns our homeworld into a molten husk sometime around 5 billion years CE. Over the course of countless millions of years, you will experience the planet cooling into a lifeless rock. It will be your observatory as you spend the next trillion years watching every star blink out of existence as dark energy pushes the universe apart. As this happens, the only source of light you have is the white dwarf corpse of our sun. Eventually even this stellar corpse will lose its heat and light and become a black dwarf, snuffing out the solar system's last light. It does not end here. Even though you will be unable to see them, you are the universe's first, last and only living witness to the death of black holes, somewhere around 100 trillion years CE. Over the course of the next googol years, matter will erode and subatomic particles will drift so far apart that they will never, ever interact with one another, ever again. Only you will remain, drifting alone in an infinite, ever expanding darkness.

I wish Firefly got revived.

[CroGamer002]

Granted, but Activision get's full rights on revival.

I wish to own EA.

[Aolbain]

Your mismanagement runs the company to the ground, bringing the entire games industry with it.

I wish it was 4 hours earlier.

[Arcian]

Granted. You are given a time machine, but it malfunctions and sends you back to the age of the dinosaurs.

I wish I was a pirate.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. And like other pirates, you were tarred and hanged in an iron cage above the Thames to rot.


I wish I was a multi-billionaire (not much imagination right now)

[Naughty Bear]

Granted, you end up being mentally handicapped and require a carer for the rest of your life.

I wish I could change the world for the better.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but not every person you help will avoid pain and suffering. (I actually came here to make a similar wish involving the homeless, with the intention of forcing the next person to seem like a bad person by corrupting it. x])

I wish I were a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

[Lunch Box1912]

Granted but Sid Vicious kicks the crap out of you and Johnny Rotten spits on you for having flowers in your hair.

I wish I wouldn't hear Nirvana on classic rock stations... it makes me feel old.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but now kurt cobain's ghost follows you around everywhere you go singing all of his songs in your ear. You're the only one that can see him and so people start to think you're a crazy

 

I wish for a kiss from a pretty woman

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, tough you get a horrible rash due to your allergy against certain ingredients of her lipstick.

I wish Nine Inch Nails were playing my favorite songs in my living room right now.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but you were running an errand so there are only them and your parents in the living room. Afterward, you have to hear about it from your parents complaining about how horrible whippersnapper's music nowadays is. 

 

I wish for raining cats and dogs now.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. It rains cats and dogs. Literally. The poor animals are highly excited and responds to the occasion by clawing and biting everything in panic.

 

 

I wish I had more free time.

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. You are sent to a plane of immortal existence and literally given an eternity.

 

I wish I could pick up College-level Physics easily.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted. You are sent to a plane of immortal existence and literally given an eternity.

 

I wish I could pick up College-level Physics easily.

Granted, you can pick up the book easily, but you still don't understand the materials.

 

I wish I could go on a date with the guy in my profile.