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[Lunch Box1912]

Granted, however he has the IQ of a kindergartner and after two hours at chucky cheese you bail on him.

 

 

I wish we could get polls back on the new BSN

[karushna5]

Granted, but you can only poll about your least favorite show

I wish I had the ability to know the location of anything I so choose

[Parmida]

Granted. Now you don't have a sense of direction. Which means you can't get to those places you know something is in.

 

 

I wish for a happy panda.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, that panda met the Joker, and he put a smile a that panda's face.

 

I wish for all the ice in the North and South pole to melt. 

[TheClonesLegacy]

Granted.

Instead of flooding, a hoard of dragons frozen in the ice awakened.

The world has ended in a Reign of Fire-esque apocal-

Corruptions mean I can make a lame apocalypse awesome right?

 

Whatever.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you now have a rotten and bloody fish sandwich filled with maggots.

 

I wish dark souls 2 was out already

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but it was out so quick because it's being published by EA. 

 

I wish to know where babies come from.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Granted, but you go crazy from the revelation.

 

I wish The Rebellion Story would be shown again in theatres...That'd be nice..

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And you're forbidden to watch it anywhere.

 

I wish my student loans were repaid.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but only if you sacrifice thousands of kittens to Khorne.

 

I wish godzilla and cthulhu would team up and destroy san francisco

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but they all destroy the rest of America.

 

I wish someone would throw Ryan Seacrest out the airlock, and spread his money to the poor.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But he isn't falling down to his death alone. He tapes you to him and you're both thrown out of the airlock.

 

I wish robocop was real and could clean up detroit

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but criminals still run rampant.

 

I wish I had girl boobs on my guy chest.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Granted. No one ever takes you seriously and can't talk to you from sheer uncomfortableness.

I wish the second half of SAO didn't suck nearly as bad as it does.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted, they are. But the next guest writer (typically) imagines out a contrieved and contorted reason for why and how the problems arise from the ashes again.

 

I wish the problems with fusion energy were solved and fusion powerplants were reasonable and possible to build and operate cheaply.

[Wires_From_The_Wall]

Granted. Cheap fusion powerplants become available after gigantic leaps in technology mankind makes during World War 3. Plants are built by starving, sickly survivors of the said war. Extra energy and then some goes to desperate losing fight for survival against nuclear winter.

 

I wish everybody involved on any Terminator movie after Terminator 2 would depart on decade lasting public apology tour for ruining the franchise.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, they apology comes in the form of Terminator 5, with Will Smith playing the part of the T-800.

 

I wish I had the kick ass Lego City from the Lego Movie.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. Your home is now filled to the roof with Lego pieces.

 

I wish I was an artist painter, that was famous enough to make good money and live of the art.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but people only buy your work because it has become a trend in upper class to display your horrible work... and to make fun of it and laugh at you.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Dolores Vespers]

Granted, you are now a fly.

 

I wish I was luckier. 

[Captain Obvious]

A person you out of the way of an incoming truck... only to get hit by another incoming truck. You weren't lucky enough.

 

I wish I had a better PC.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, now you can't say any word without offending people.

 

I wish I can make a wish without it being corrupted.

[Parmida]

Not granted.

 

 

 

I wish I lived in Canada.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, but now you live in a house next to Justin Biebers mansion. 

 

I wish all physical and mental illnesses would cease to exist.