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[Parmida]

Granted. Now nobody has any soul and everyone is perfect, which ends in horrible atrocities.

 

 

I wish I knew all of the languages.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but now you can't even go outside after realizing the animals are making fun of you.

 

I wish Freemium games would disappear forever and never return. 

[Chris]

Granted but your favourite game/franchise would cease to exist.

I want to learn necromancy.

[Parmida]

Granted. Now one of your zomzoms noms on your neck and kills you.

 

 

I wish for a pizza.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, but like all pizzas it contains unhealthy ingredients and you get cancer and die on the spot. 

 

I wish my wishes wouldn't get ruined all the time. 

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You manage this by finding another thread.

 

I wish I had a healthy pizza.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, but like everything else thats healthy it taste like ten year old cow puke. 

 

I wish I had the superpower to manipulate time. 

[Hey]

you can manipulate time, but every time you do another SUPER 'pop' star emerges who is more derivative than the last...

 

i wish i be the best break dancer in the world!

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you are the best at breaking dancers' leg. In the end, you were caught and sentenced for a lifetime in jail.

 

i wish for Disney would make 2-D cartoon again.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. They are now making racially offensive 2-D cartoons again. And everyone knows you're to blame.

 

I wish I had a castle.

[C9316]

Granted. You're now the owner of a decrepit 17th century castle that you must spend the rest of your life restoring. Oh and did I mention it's haunted by its last inhabitants?

 

I wish I could meet either a Greek or Israeli on this God forsaken site. 

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

The two of them kill each other.

 

I wish I had a flying car.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but it's really fast and doesn't have any breaks. Your only options to get out are to crash it, or jump out and splatter onto the ground

 

I wish I could go back in time and warn myself not to waste money on that last date

[Dolores Vespers]

Granted, however u are now stuck in that exact moment in time; void of electricity, other human life, etc.

 

I wish I to b killed by Jeff the Killer.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted, but you come back to life due to having a wish that can't possibly be made worse, and therefore having won Corrupt-A-Wish.

 

New game! I wish I had a cookie.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but your new game is now over.

 

I wish I had 1 superpower, invulnerability.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

That's an easy one. You get trapped under rubble. The weight and lack of oxygen should have mercifully killed you, but instead you're trapped until you die of thirst. During this time, your mouth is stopped by debris... and yet, you must scream.

 

I wish I had a dragon taco.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but it's a taco made of a woman who yells and swears all the time... and she looked ugly in life.

 

I wish I knew Batman.

[Dolores Vespers]

Granted, but as u are a known associate of batman, u are kidnapped and killed. 

 

I wish my body fluids were replaced by formalin & I was turned into a piece of furniture. 

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but people would be put off using you, since you are a piece of furniture in the shape of a person.

 

I wish I never had to go to the toilet, ever.

[Dolores Vespers]

Granted. You die of blood poisoning, as your body had built up a deadly amount of uric acid. 

 

I wish I was a man. 

[Chris]

Granted but you'll live 20 years less at the expense of your transformation.

 

I want the power to become invisible.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but your clothes won't turn invisible.

 

I wish I were a woman.

[Dolores Vespers]

Granted. That is a curse in itself. It needs no corruption.

 

I wish I was a self aware zombie. 

[Chris]

Granted but you'll lose your arms, became so rotten that they did fall off.

 

I wish my life prolonged with 30 years.