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[Naughty Bear]

Granted, you go blind and deaf.

 

I wish for a Lucozade original.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you have an empty Lucozade original bottle.

 

I wish for I could stay young forever.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but you don't stay the same in appearance.

 

I wish every woman in the world had the same size boobs, plus or minus the amount of fat on their bodies, to make them bigger or smaller, and every boob was 44 cup if between thin and fat.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. Also, you're now gay.

 

I wish I could fly. (Actually fly, rather than simply falling with or without style.)

[Chris]

Granted but you'll lose your ability to determine distances so higher probability to fly into something, tough luck.

 

I want to never have to sleep/get tired.

[ObserverStatus]

I want to never have to sleep/get tired.

Granted, but your country plunges into an eternal conflict, with night time blackouts strictly enforced. You spend your sleepless nights in total darkness.

 

I wish I knew something about Fallout 4.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, but since you are in possession of classified informations the government sends killers to murder you.

I wish days were 30 hours long.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. You invent a new calendar where days are now 30 hours long, and not surprisingly it doesn't catch on with anyone else.

 

I wish I could get back my ring from those hobbit mongrels

[Chris]

Granted but the ring have been tainted and make you one of them.

 

I want to control the time.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted to some extent, but the time ends up having more control of you. Sorry, but that's just how this sort of magic works.

 

I wish my homework was asexual so that it could do itself.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted humanity decides to destroy every single weapon and live in peace. We're immediately invaded by cruel aliens warlords who enslave us.

 

I wish I could see putin headbutt obama like a boss

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

I corrupted your future wish out of existence.

 

I wish my snaga would stop eating each other as soon as they run out of man-flesh to eat

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, they died of starvation.

 

I wish my dog could eat my online homework.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but he gets a virus and dies a miserable death spending the last hours of his life in terrible excruciating agony.

 

I wish for all my previous wishes (including this one) to be uncorrupted

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it causes a butterfly effect that destroys the planet.

 

I wish for a girlfriend with a siamese cat.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, because Siamese cats are the best

 

I wish for a poli-sci major

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but he's a jerk. 

 

I wish for a medical student.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, because they're really smart but have a guilty pleasure of a bad band.

 

I wish for someone born on Halloween.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but he (or she) might like sweet candies.

 

I wish for someone with a slight Portuguese accent.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, because Portuguese accents are amazing.

 

I wish for someone from TN, because ugh the South

[Master Warder Z_]

*Lives in TN*

 

Granted because Southern men are the last true gentlemen.

 

I wish i was actually the main antagonist in the series like Kishimoto originally wrote! 

[Iron Fist]

Divine Justinia V, on 10 Mar 2014 - 6:26 PM, said:

Granted, because Portuguese accents are amazing.

 

I wish for someone from TN, because ugh the South 

 

 

Ahem. Please allow ME to grant your wish, milady. 

[Iron Fist]

@Master Walder Granted

 

I wish for a New England girl.