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[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, she's morbidly obese and demands you work full time at burger king so you can slip her greasy leftovers

 

I wish I knew why Morgoth stopped answering my phone calls, text messages, and emails.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted because I'm a New England girl but also an immigrant from a traditional culture so it's the best of both worlds???

 

LMAO that's a terrible perspective of NE.

 

I corrupt your wish for your terrible scope on NE women.

 

I wish for a person with extraordinary taste in music.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but he (or she) doesn't have an awesome record collection.

 

I wish for a dark and twisted lass.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, she sat out in the sun for too long and is nice dark and crispy for you. I had to break her spine so she could be twisted for you...But nonetheless enjoy.

 

I wish I had a loyal blue-eyed husky to keep me company instead of these mean feral cats hanging out in my backyard

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted because dark and twisty is the best way to be.

 

Granted because they're beautiful!

 

I wish for a really weird and perverted person to hangout with.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, this person might be weirder and more perverted than you expect.

 

I wish for a face to go along with the name.

[Parmida]

Granted. Call me maybe? Hope you're into hard BDSM.

 

Gah! Ninjas everywhere!

 

Granted. Now your face will be the way you hate it to be.

 

I want the most powerful PC in the world.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, because then my Inquisitor will be too! Mwahahahaaha

 

I wish for a face, but not just any old face.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But to get it you must first cross the bridge of death and answer three questions!

 

Granted, you now have the face of Jocelyn Wildenstein

 

I wish for the person below me to be my personal manservant and carry out all my menial demands and countless chores

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but I die 2 seconds after beginning service.

 

I wish for her to tell me how she feels about me.

[N0rke]

She does. She hates you.

 

I wish I had a copy of Dark Souls 2 right now.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but the disk is missing.

 

I wish for Watch Dogs right now.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but DRM crashes the game.

 

I wish Sony would released their second, improved PS4 model already.

[Divine Justinia V]

I corrupt  your wish because I   Xbox

 

I wish I knew what the next move was

[Iron Fist]

Be honest

 

I wish I had all the answers.

[N0rke]

You have all the answers, but you don't know what they mean.

 

I wish I had my own space ship.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but it's a miniature version of the really awesome space ship equipped with lasers and stealth technology that you really want. You couldn't afford the real one.

 

I wish my uruks would stop demanding raises and better working conditions

[Divine Justinia V]

Uhhhh granted?

 

I wish my left eye would stop burning

[N0rke]

Granted. You left eye starts freezing.

 

I wish I had an army of monkeys that did my bidding.

[Iron Fist]

Granted.

 

I wish I could comfort her.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Granted. She has a penis. And it's bigger than yours, too.

 

I wish for rainbows and kittens and ponies and sunshine!

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted. The ponies eat the kittens and then the rainbows turn into radioactive beams that violently murder every living thing.

 

I wish I knew more.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, you can ask anything.

 

I wish I had a pet lemur.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Granted. It dies.

 

I wish I was the king and queen of the underworld.

[N0rke]

Granted, but the king part of you assassinates the queen part.

 

I wish I could know what happens in a movie just by looking at the poster.