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[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you become a pretentious movie critic.

 

I wish I was the president of a small republic.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but 'Murica sees you as a corrupt dictator and ends your tyranny

 

I wish this bruise on my funny bone would go away

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you lose your arm.

 

I wish I had some water.

[N0rke]

Granted. It's acid rain.

 

I wish I could draw well.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then you never get to watch a movie without knowing the entire story from beginning to end ever again.

 

Granted but then you get extreme carpel tunnel and you can never write or type again

 

I wish I had a giant cannabis plant

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it's skunk weed.

 

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Granted. But there's nothing to do.

 

I wish Liara would die a slow, painful death.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but you don't get to see her die or ever hear about it.

 

I wish I knew how the inhabitants of bikini bottom can drink liquids underwater

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted but now you're stuck there.

 

I wish I was a little taller.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you become less graceful.

 

I wish I was more muscular.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Granted, but you're a lot dumber.

 

I wish for candy.

[N0rke]

Granted. It's the kind you don't like.

 

I wish my hair would do what I wanted it to.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, your hair agrees to do what you want but only if you agree to get rid off it's rival, your eyebrows.

 

I wish Luthien would dump that loser beren and go out on a date with me

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted but now you're stuck looking like Elvis.

 

Granted, but now you're stuck in a love triangle.

 

I wish I went to get a new piercing.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, but the area you get piered becomes infected with gangrene.  Amputation may be required.

 

I wish I'd win a vacation

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, but now that 'vacation' is permanent. you're fired.

 

I wish I had a new car.

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted. Here's your brand new Matchbox car.

 

I wish I was done with work for the night already.

[N0rke]

Granted, now you have to work all weekend instead.

 

I wish I could shoot fire from my hands.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. But you have to drink kerosene to keep it going, which will kill you.

 

I want to see the future.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted but now you know how everything will work out, good and bad.

 

I wish I could sleep better

[Iron Fist]

Granted. However, you have to snuggle with someone.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of root beer.

[NekkidNones]

Granted.  However you will never again have Barqs or a rootbeer float!  Muhahahaha!

 

I wish Putin would smoke a fatty and chill out .

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but I just smoked and accidentally left him nothing so now he's mad again. Oops.

 

I wish I had someone to talk to because I can't sleeeeeep

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but I'm an incredibly boring person.

 

I wish I had twice as many fingers.

[Lenimph]

Granted but someone will shoot off your head.

 

I wish I had a 150 gallon aquarium.