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[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but someone accidentally cracked the glass

 

I wish I had eye drops

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but they make you see through solid objects.

 

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then you wouldn't be up with me

 

I wish I didn't bite my lip so much

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you have to get someone to kiss it instead.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you have more time

 

I wish I didn't babble so much

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then certain people will like you less.

 

I wish I had four arms.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but now people call you "Machamp."

 

I wish I could fly.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then girls wouldn't be interested in you anymore because that reminds them of spiders in a weird way

 

Granted, but you flew into a mountain and died

 

I wish I already had my M.D.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then you need someone to share your life with.

 

I wish I were a professor.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then Doctors want you

 

I wish I had gold vampire fang/grills

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then you get kissed less often. Or more often?

 

I wish I had a flaming skull tattoo on my chest.

[NekkidNones]

Granted.  but they're real flames that can't be extinguished.

 

I wish this post was complete

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but

 

I wish I didn't smoke so much now

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you need someone to help you do that.

 

I wish I didn't own all of Dragon Ball Z on DVD.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you're sad

 

I wish I was tired

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then I'll be sad

 

I wish it were morning.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but that I'd be miserable

 

I wish I had gotten my nails done

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then a pervert will bother you.

 

I wish I had longer hair.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you can't keep up with it

 

I wish I could tattoo

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then you have to tattoo spiders. 

 

I wish I could cook.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then you'd burn everything

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you'd have to stay up with me.

 

I wish I could help people fall asleep.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then I'd fall asleep a lot.

 

I wish I didn't have the munchies

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then you'd have to preoccupy your mind with something else.

 

I wish...I didn't have the munchies too. 

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then you wouldn't eat good food

 

I wish my name was easier to pronounce