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[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then you couldn't imagine people screwing it up. lol

 

I wish my beard were less ginger.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but then you would have a soul

I wish I had a Gatorade

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you'll have to steal it from the back of a moving Gatorade truck.

 

I wish I had a pizza.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but you drop it

 

I wish I had some new socks

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but then your feet will be covered.

 

I wish I had a book of dirty limericks.

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted, but it is filled with overly descriptive and revealing pictures.

I wish I didn't have to be tired ever again.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you're dead.

 

I wish I can travel through time and go back whenever I want. 

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but while in the future you cut off an evil alien warlord while speeding in a hovercar. That evil alien warlord Kurgnaax has severe road rage and builds a time traveling device just so he can find you and give you an ass whoopin'

 

I wish I had an obedient clone of me to attend all my college classes and work day + night to make me boat loads of cash,

[AventuroLegendary]

Granted. Your clone is gifted with ambition along with extreme intelligence and tenacity. He sees no reason to play second fiddle and disposes of you, taking over your identity. 

 

I wish SNES games like Zelda and Super Metroid would come to the 3DS VC in well-made ports.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, however the rights are sold to an ebil conglomerate, which sells every level and character separately as DLC for $10-$15 each.

 

I wish I had a coffee ;

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it'll cost you 30 bucks.

 

I wish my city weren't so boring.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now there's always a parade and you can never sleep because of the noise

 

I wish it wasn't so cold out

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you'll have to walk around naked.

 

Wait, that's not bad at all.

 

I wish my spring break was shorter.

[Vulpe]

Granted, but you'll break your legs in the last day of your vacantion.

I wish to become a doctor with a specialization in oncology.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, however all your patients have recital tumours and bums covered with boils leaking pus.

I wish I weren't to twisted.

[Fast Jimmy]

Granted. Except now Adam West calls you a square.



I wish that I had more free time... and that I didn't waste so much of my free time that I already have.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Granted. You need to shut down the internet though!

 

I wish I had a better graphic card. I'm tired of 18-24 fps.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it's only 25 fps.

 

I wish for my own theme music.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, HERE  (Credit EarthboundN)

 

I wish to never hear that theme again >.<

[PnXMarcin1PL]

Granted, but you have to beat Chuck Norris.

 

I wish I could get a decent car for free&tax free

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you go to jail for possessing a stolen car.

 

I wish cats and dogs would be best friends.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, they become best friends after discussing their mutual hatred for you

 

I wish mother nature wasn't such a harsh mistress

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, now mother nature doesn't do anything not even grow crops.

 

I wish I could make a popular song that would make me rich.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, you are now Justin Bieber

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you're the jolly green giant.

 

I wish I knew when it was an appropriate time to give a guy your #