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[Iron Fist]

Granted, but he might wait until you're ready for the call.

 

I wish there was more time in the day.

[Giga Drill BREAKER]

Granted, but its always night


I wish I had a Mercedes Benz

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but it's actually just a girl from south side Chi-town named Mercedes Benz

 

I wish I had a red bull right now

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you gotta drunk it standing on your hands. 

 

I wish I had better headphones.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you have headphones that are too big for you head

 

I wish that I pass my finals this semester

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you get all C's.

 

I wish I have a can of whup-ass.

 

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it tastes like sh**.

 

I wish that I could finish my two term papers on time.

[N0rke]

Granted. You get an F on both.

 

I wish my pre-ordered copy of Dark Souls 2 had come on time.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but they accidentally replace your disc with porn.

 

I wish the world would end tomorrow, so I don't have to go to school.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it's a dream. Good luck, kid!

 

I wish that my spring break were longer.

[N0rke]

Granted. All your classes are dropped.

 

I wish to be able to use the force.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it's really underwhelming.

 

I wish I could use the Schwartz.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you get a cookie instead since I don't know wtf Schwartz is.

 

I wish I understand what Schwartz stands for.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you need to invest time in watching the movie Spaceballs

 

I wish people would watch more satirical movies.

[Derpy]

Granted, but all they play are crap ones.

 

I want a bag of Skittles and some Dr. Pepper.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but due to a cosmic disturbance, the bag of Skittles are inside the Doctor Pepper can.

 

I wish I had a Tesla Model S.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it's a Hot Wheels toy.

 

I wish I had two immortal, telepathic pet ravens.

[Derpy]

Granted, but they peck at your brain forever.

 

I wish I could be in Skyrim right now.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you're about to be executed.

 

I wish I was in Morrowind right now.

[Derpy]

But you get killed by Cliff Racers.

 

I wish I had a life.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you can no longer access the internet.

 

I wish to know the difference between goth and emo.

[geth47]

Granted. You learned since you quit being a Goth to being stuck being a emo.

 

I wish I could have a date with Miranda Lawson.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, for just 50 bucks, you could get your very own Miranda Lawson pillow and can take everywhere. Seriously, it did happen in Japan, people go on date with love pillow.

 

I wish games I find underrated would get more attention.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you're getting sick of hearing about them.

 

I wish I wasn't so shy when I first talk to someone.

[Sir DeLoria]

Granted, but you're now a motormouth who annoys everyone.

I wish I had a larger flat.