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[geth47]

Granted. But the higher taxes actually degrade your quality of life. 

 

I wish I had a day with more hours. 

[ObserverStatus]

granted, but most plant life on earth isn't adapted to your day with more hours, so the sun beats most ecosystems like a red haired step children.

 

i wish i didn't need to sleep

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but you just get more and more tired until you die.

 

I wish I have telepathy power. 

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you know everyone secretly hates you

I wish I could fall asleep at a decent time

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you'll wake up 200 years in the future.

 

I wish I could see the future.

[Derpy]

Granted, but you se so much future your head explodes.

 

I wish it was always night so I could sleep all the time.

[Sir DeLoria]

Granted, but the lack of sunshine will eventually kill all life on Earth.

I wish I could teleport at will.

[KainD]

Granted, but you teleport to a random location everytime. 

 

I wish I would find true love.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted.  Unfortunately, it's me.

 

I wish I could live my life like one plays a game, going back, reloading and re-doing the parts  I didn't do so well.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And now you feel compelled to outdo us.

 

I wish you had a different signature.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted!!! No corruption because me too

 

I wish I had my septum pierced OR my other nostril.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you'll be more attractive to MAgneTs. 

 

I wish I had a tattoo.

[Derpy]

Granted, but its a tattoo of a monkeys dirty rear end.

 

I wish I Fallout 3 would work on Win7.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, however, all the copies of Fallout 3 were destroyed during an Earthquake, so you're left with a laptop that can a game no longer in existence.

 

I wish gingers have souls. 

[geth47]

Granted. But the very next day Microsoft abandons support for W7 and you´re forced to migrate to W8 anyway.

 

I wish I could be playing dragon age 3 right now.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You are playing a bug-ridden beta of Dragon Age: Inquisition.

 

I wish game developers would stop putting easily-counterable Always Online DRMS on their games.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but they find other draconian ways to screw over players.

 

I wish I never had to sleep.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, but you have to watch TV all night, and you only have access to fox news.

I wish I didn't have trouble sleeping.

[geth47]

Granted. Your life, however, became a living nightmare... But you were wide awake.

 

I wish I could romance both Miranda and Ash.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. You die before getting to enjoy a threesome.

 

I wish I had creative control over Star Wars Episode 7.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but you get drunk with power and ruin the series

 

I wish it wasn't already 3am

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, it's almost 12 where I am.

 

I wish I was special, so very special, since I'm a creep. 

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but Thom Yorke wants his lyrics back

 

I wish it was Monday

[Iron Fist]

Granted. But what you desire doesn't arrive until the next day.

 

I wish it was summertime already.