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[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, global warming reached a new high.

 

I wish I had a cup that never spills.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, it's called a can, and you don't have a can opener.

I wish the news would stop speculating on the Malaysia flight 24/7.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it finds something trivial to sensationalize.

 

I wish I could win millions of dollars that I don't have to pay taxes on.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but it finds something trivial to sensationalize.

 

I wish I could win millions of dollars that I don't have to pay taxes on.

Congratulation, you won 2 millions dollars in a video game, you just need 20 more millions to buy that lousy outfit in the game.

 

U wish sharks could fly.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but they all die due to lack of water.

 

I wish for unlimited bacon.

[geth47]

Granted. You died 3 months later from a record case of atherosclerosis.

 

 

I wish men could reach consecutive orgasms.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, you are now in a male on male relationship

I wish I could withdraw gil from videogames into real money

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but you have to share with me

 

I wish I had a vaporizer

[NekkidNones]

Granted, however you later discover that champix works better, and that nicotine still affects your bodies ability to heal(skin most notably)
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I wish tobacco never existed.

[Derpy]

Granted, but weed is way more prevelent.

I wish I could eat a fresh watermelon right now.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but 75% of it is seeds.

 

I wish I had access to the entire Steam game library.

[Derpy]

Granted, but its only TF2, which is already free.

 

I wish I had some money.

[Vulpe]

Granted. You get two cents.

 

I wish I could asimilate any information at my choosing from the first time I read it or hear someone say it.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you retain so much information that experience a nervous breakdown and become a murderer.

 

I wish I could turn any piece of paper into legal paper money.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but you can only turn it into legal monopoly paper money

 

I wish guns and ammo aren't so insanely expensive to buy

[Iron Fist]

Granted, they are now free. Needless to say, sh*t goes down all over the place. And it's all your fault.

 

I wish there was a movie about an epic struggle between chimps and zombies.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but Caesar dies in Zombies of the Planet of the Apes.

 

I wish for an Avengers superhero movie with time travel AND zombies.

[Dean_the_Young]

Granted, but Caesar dies in Zombies of the Planet of the Apes.

 

I wish for an Avengers superhero movie with time travel AND zombies.

 

Granted. Those will merely be backstory, and not involved in the plot in any way.

 

I wish Titanfall had a longer campaign story.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted, and it sucks.

 

I wish the vacation destination I'm going to had internet.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but I'm the only person allowed to use it. If you want to use it you'll have to cough up some benjamins.

 

I wish that hooligan in dayz I was chasing around didn't knock me unconscious with a single punch (I was wearing a doggone helmet!) take my gun, and shoot me dead.

[Derpy]

Granted, but you get shot in the foot instead.

 

I wish I could be a better MLG.

[Beerfish]

Granted but MLG stands for Moose Love Groupie and every bull moose within 100 miles is coming to seek you out during the rut.

 

I wish my wireless network was not totally fubared.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but this thread will implode because of the paradox present in granting your wish in the correct tense. Henceforth, the wrong tense is illogical.

 

I wish people would get a brain not tainted by humanity.

 

(My wish is not a comment on the previous poster, rather, the general populace of humans we have come to accept or hate.)

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now they're tainted with your wackass philosophy

 

I wish could get a back rub right now

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you'll need to get where I'm at. 

 

I wish I could skip class tomorrow.