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[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but you won't really gain anything from it.

 

I wish I never had the learning disability that came with my naturally high IQ. I mean, it's kind of redundant.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but I cannot stop laughing at you

 

I wish I could paint my nails and type at the same time

[Iron Fist]

Granted, you spill the polish and your hands get stuck to the keyboard.

 

I wish I could drink and fly a plane at the same time.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but you crash and die.

 

I wish I could pierce my own anything

[Iron Fist]

Granted, you go overboard and become an evil robot.

 

I wish I had my own pizzeria.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

Done, but you lack the funds to run it.

 

 

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[geth47]

Granted. But the federal government  becomes interested in your abilities and decides to hold you confined for life.

 

I wish I could purchase all the 350 games on my steam wanted list.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you can't play any of them until they are all installed, which your drive can't support.

 

I wish I knew MOST things.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, now you know most things

 

I wish I had fangs

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you are locked up with the other vampires. 

 

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now you want 20/23 vision 

 

I wish I could go back to the 80s for a week.

[Isichar]

Granted, you now get to be in the year 80AD for a week

 

I wish Kill La Kill didn't have to end

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but the writers run out of ideas.

 

I wish I could experience free falling without a parachute.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you can sing the song "Free Falling" anytime you want without a parachute.

 

I wish the standard of beauty is reverse so beautiful people would be considered ugly and vice versa. 

[ObserverStatus]

granted, as a result of this attractiveness inversion, you are now crushing on your mom.

 

I wish that Vladimir Putin would give me that super bowl ring he stole.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but America's tyrant benevolent dictator decides he wants that ring for himself. You have a very convenient heart attack one day why walking down the street jollily.

 

I wish this painful gash on my knuckle would go away

[Derpy]

Granted, but you get  worse gash in your forehead.

 

I wish I could Party Rock all day erry day.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but you party rock yourself to death

 

I wish I could have all of the Bai5 in the world

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but all those bottles expire before you can drink them.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[geth47]

Granted. No, the dragon did not kill you. But the price of the insurance against fire certainly did. 

 

I wish I could lose 50 pounds.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, you have lost 50 British pounds.

 

I wish that everyone could fly.

[ObserverStatus]

granted, everyone gets sucked into jets.

 

i wish i had a fancier video card

[Volus Warlord]

granted, everyone gets sucked into jets.

 

i wish i had a fancier video card

 

Granted. It is so advanced it is incompatible with modern computers and you can't use it. 

 

I wish Bobo wasn't ObserverStatus

[Lunch Box1912]

I can't grant that he still is?

 

I wish this sinus infection would go away

[TheJediSaint]

Granted.  It walks out on you while you sleep at steals your computer.

 

I wish I had more time to play computer games.