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[Iron Fist]

Granted, you are now stuck to your computer.

 

I wish I could cure all forms of cancer, free of charge to all cancer patients.

[NekkidNones]

Granted.  However your loved ones were fully invested in Pfizer, and can now only afford 1 summer home.

 

I wish I had a summer home...

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but you have to pay a really high mortgage until the day you die. When you do die, the home is destroyed. So don't try to fake your own death.

 

I wish that the soda Surge were still around in the US.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, soda surge is very popular in Alaska and can only be found in the most remote middle-of-nowhere towns.

 

I wish I could get a place with my cuz

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but your cousin turns out to be a meth addict.

 

I wish I was rich enough, and powerful enough to buy out McDonald's, so that I can sell it to Communist North Korea.

[geth47]

Granted, but the franchise has lost importance, since now the Heart Attack Grill is the leader.

 

I wish Roxanne Modafferi could win a match every once in a while.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. Too tired to corrupt it.

 

I wish there was a quicker, more painless way to die.

[N0rke]

Granted, you never get to experience it.

 

I wish I was better at multi-tasking.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, you finish things so soon that you become incredibly bored and begin a life of crime.

 

I wish for nuclear disarmament across the world.

[Derpy]

Granted, but aliens come and nuke everyone.

 

I wish I had an H&K G11.

[neon skink]

Granted, but it only fires orchids

 

 

I wish I could travel through space and time (faster than I already can)

[Cat Lance]

Granted, but you can't stop and travel to your death when the sun dies.

I wish I had a laptop

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it's forever stuck to your back.

 

I wish I were a time traveler.

[geth47]

Granted, as you realize that you ARE traveling through time... As do we all.

 

I wish I was able to meet Madonna during the 70s.

[neon skink]

Granted, but by meeting you she decides to stay in her job at Dunkin Dohnuts. Today she is the shop manager there.

 

I wish dogs could talk

[Derpy]

Granted, but all they say is how stupid you are.

 

I wish CoD BO1 was not $40 on Steam.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, it's now $80.

 

I wish that Dishonored 2 were officially announced (and with a female protagonist).

[Derpy]

It is but only in China.

 

I wish I didn't suck at everything.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. You're now terrible at ALMOST everything.

 

I wish blood were a commercial good on the global market.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted. Your are drained by criminals, left to die and your blood is laundered into the market.

 

I wish there was a System Shock 3.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. It's a $70 rail shooter.

 

I wish I could enter other dimensions.

[Derpy]

Granted, but you get lost forever.

 

I wish summer would be here.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. A rabid dog named Summer is next to you.

 

I wish that I was a human.

[Derpy]

Granted, but you are a real fat and ugly one.

 

I wish I had a gf that was freaking hot and had a nice personality.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but she's sworn to celibacy and refuses to shower

 

I wish my left knee wasn't so messed up