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[N0rke]

Granted, you're right knee is now the one messed up.

 

I wished I had my own army of Storm Troopers of the Star Wars variety.

[Vulpe]

Granted, but their aim is off and they shoot you in the back by accident.

 

I wish I had Wolverines regeneration power. 

[Naughty Bear]

Grated, but even the most trivial of cuts will be excruciatingly painful as it regenerates.

 

I wish I had telekinesis and the ability to fly.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. You can now move quarters and hover.

 

I wish I controlled oil prices.

[Falafel]

Granted. But gas prices still don't lower a cent and everyone blames you.

 

I wish every Retaker's head would spontaneously explode.

[Isichar]

Granted, but one of the exploding heads gets blood on a new shirt of yours, and it won't come out no matter how much you wash it.

 

I wish Liara had more scenes in ME3.

[N0rke]

Granted. She gets a scene where she betrays Shepard and a forced death scene.

 

I wish quality RPGs came out more often.

[geth47]

Granted, but the genre becomes so saturated that it soon falls into obscurity and disappears.

 

 

I wish dogs could live healthy lives till the ripe old age of 60.

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, but its in dog years so all dogs will now die at 8 and a half in human years now.

 

I wish that I ruled the world.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now I'm overthrowing you mwahahahahhaha

 

I wish I could get away with punching anyone in the throat.

[geth47]

Granted. There was a coup the very next day, and they killed you.

 

Granted. But all of your other sins sent you to hell.

I wish I could have drell like perfect memories.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. The bad memories overpower the good ones, though.

 

I wish for an army of zombies to command.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but they only exist in your imagination.

 

I wish I could see through time.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. You can now pick through thyme (unofficial, new American spelling ).

 

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[geth47]

granted. Your biological clock goes crazy.

 

I wish big cats (lions, tigers) could be domesticated to the point they offered no risk.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, but now I've taken them all and you get none because kitties

 

I wish sobriety wasn't so dull

[N0rke]

Granted, you feel a sharp pain whenever you are sober.

 

I wish I could tame a bear and ride it.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, you get mauled by another bear.

 

I wish I owned a huge mansion.

[neon skink]

Granted. Unfortunately its situated in a swamp and is cloaked in a veil of despair.

 

I wish that wind turbines acted like propellers and made the world spin faster.

[geth47]

Granted. It just happens to be the one used by The Heaven's Gate suicide Cult.

 

 

granted. You just destroyed the majority of the eco-systems. 

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, however teleporting is very unsafe and you end up straight into a solid wall. You die instantly.

 

I wish Morgoth was out of the void so we could torture & dismember elven weaklings together, like in the good ol days.

[ObserverStatus]

granted, but Morgoth gets bored of you fast, stands you up on your mass murder date, and goes out to have ice cream without you.

 

I wish Beavis and Butthead were real.

[NekkidNones]

Granted, however you must quest to supply them with TP forever.

 

Wish I had a drum set

[geth47]

granted. The neighborhood starts to hate you.

 

I wish Jennifer Nicole Lee could be my personal trainer. 

[N0rke]

Granted. Your don't mesh well and you end up not getting the results you want.

 

I was I wasn't so good at procrastination.