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[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Granted. As it is the tool of procrastination, you are never permitted to use the internet ever again.

 

I wish I had something to do right now. 

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, you are sent to a Siberian work camp.

 

I wish my Gamboy Advance still worked.

[Iron Fist]

Granted. However, the "Gamboy" Advance doesn't exist. So it only works in your dreams.

 

I wish I could play PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2 games on my PC.

[geth47]

You can, by illegal emulation. After SOPA gets approved, you´re busted. Game over, pal!

 

I wish I had time to watch all the movies and tv series I want.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you got fired.

 

I wish my life is like a teen TV drama.

[Isichar]

granted, but your just a side character that never does anything significant.

 

I wish I was not allergic to cats and horses.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you're now allergic to everything but cats and horses.

 

I wish SOPA were approved and passed and can't be overturned. 

[Iron Fist]

Granted, someone invents the Super-net.

 

I wish for all the money in the world and no way for anyone to steal it from me, as well as living long enough to enjoy much of that money.

[Isichar]

granted but because no one else has any money the world market crashes and a new currency is created making all that money just paper garbage you have to get rid of.

 

I wish companies would stop making single player games with online requirements.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, they stop making single-player games all together.

 

I wish I were a cyborg.

[Divine Justinia V]

Granted, you become a cyborg but the US Military ends you

 

I wish people weren't so sensitive

[Iron Fist]

Granted, the world ends in a global nuclear war.

 

I wish college in the US were free.

[N0rke]

Granted, but a new type of schooling opens up and becomes the gold standard to get good jobs.

 

I wish I could erase my memory so I could experience things for the first time again.

[geth47]

Granted, but since your previous experiences were erased, you have no basis in order to compare them.

 

I wish I could play starfleet and klingon academy on my current pc.

[Cat Lance]

Granted, but your pc will mysteriously catch fire at two thirds through your games.

I wish I could pause time to catch up on sleep.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but now you can't unpause time.

 

I wish I was a filthy rich russian mobster.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, the Russian economy collapses and its currency becomes useless.

 

I wish I had an Irish accent.

[Derpy]

Granted, but it is a terrible one.

 

I wish I could spam Rap God more in a day.

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, but its the only thing you can do.

 

I wish that I was the world's most skilled martial artist.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you're Bruce Lee but then you got shot and died.

 

I wish Pocket Monsters were real.

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted now everyone has easy access to lethal weapons.

 

I wish there was a gaming platform that could play every single game ever made.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, there's only one made. It's in North Korea.

 

I wish for the greatest barbecue sauce in the world.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, it's being made from human flesh, your flesh.

 

I wish I could freeze myself for a 1000 years and enter the world of Futurama when I wake up.

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, you get to hang out with Zoidberg

 

I wish everyone only spoke one language.

[Battlebloodmage]

Why not Zoidberg?

 

Granted, we all speak Otaku language, desu?

 

I wish they renew Futurama on Fox and won't cancel the show for at least 5 years with the original cast voicing it and it wouldn't suck. Try and corrupt that.