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[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, the show is ignored in favor of a brand new series.

 

 

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

 

Edit: missed the last part of your post.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, your wish was uncorruptable but it was voided because the original wish asked for a show that wouldn't suck.

 

Edit: Still work since I said the show wouldn't be cancelled for at least 5 years. 

 

I wish for a harem of attractive guys. 

[The Spirit of Dance]

Granted, they're all douches

 

I wish my truck was immune to dents and scratches.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, it's an inoperable hunk of junk lying in an underground bunker.

 

I wish I had a cat, instead of a dog.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but he he's infected with worms and very frequently your new cat cant control his chronic bloody diarrhea. His litter box looks like something out of a nightmare.

 

I wish we could send all of earth's weirdo's and crazies to live on mars.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you're one of them.

 

 

j/k 

 

I wish Diablo 3 would be playable offline on PC.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but you need to pay a sixty dollar activation fee every time you want to play offline.

 

I wish I had a five star chef to cook delicious meals for me every day

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I can see where your health is going. Downhill. And quickly too.

 

I wish my school's cafeteria was closer to the English Department building.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but they will now only carry food that gives you the runs.

 

I wish I didn't have as much mandatory overtime.

[Cat Lance]

Granted but now you don't have a job.

I wish for one of those flying squirrel sky diving suits!

[N0rke]

Granted, it's full of holes.

 

I wish Facebook never bought Oculus Rift.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, EA bought Oculus Rift instead.

 

I wish EA bought Oculus Rift instead.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. EA shutters it 2 weeks later.

 

I wish I wish to use this ride to go back home until next time. 

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted. EA shutters it 2 weeks later.

 

I wish I wish to use this ride to go back home until next time. 

Granted, since the word is "rhyme" not ride, the wrong chant transported you to a Japanese ghost school filled with evil spirits and no way to escape, and when you die, you would suffer for all eternity.

 

I wish anime were more popular in the West.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but then you lose your eyesight in a seagull attack.

 

I wish centipedes could fly.

[Derpy]

Granted, but then they fly onto your bed.

I wish people stopped judging me.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you can no longer using ponies avatar.

 

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Iron Fist]

Granted, but it tastes like nug.

 

I wish that Pepsi Holiday Spice were still sold.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. It is made with benzene to give its drinkers cancer.

 

I wish I could destroy my enemies.

[geth47]

Granted.

 

While you had the means, you never had the guts to do it.

 

I wish I could have all the weapons in me3 multiplayer.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but they're all rainbow patterned and shoot out useless pink glitter

 

I wish I had known it was going to rain today before I spent yesterday washing my car.

[Beerfish]

Granted, but the pigeons also know it is going to rain today thus they dump all over your car anyway.

 

I wish pizza was a low cal, high fibre food.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, pizza is now made from kale.

 

I wish I had a new headset that doesn't assault my friends' ears with static.

[N0rke]

Granted, it now assaults your friend's ears with racial slurs.

 

I wish they did a proper I am Legend movie.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, a couple of aliens vacationing on earth become so attached to the movie they make a proper I am legend movie. Unfortunately the movie is only spoken in glaarsh, and is only sold on the planet glaarg.

 

I wish tyrion and daenarys weren't such whitewashed mary sues on game of thrones