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[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but then the FBI finds out that you've been torrenting Game of Thrones, and before you get a chance to watch GoT with the darker, edgier tyrion and daenarys, they send a SWAT team to arrest you, and you break both of your ankles while fleeing.

I wish Hannibal the series had fewer and less silly serial killers.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but now Hannibal is boring, and you wish there were more, and more silly, serial killers.

 

I wish I lived in a 5-story mansion with an outdoor pool, a wide expanse of a view and 1 Ferrari, 1 Alpha Romeo, 1 Dodge and 1 Mercedes Benz in my 4-car garage.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. The mansion is built at the south pole.

 

I wish Plankton put Mr. Crabs out of business.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but Mr. Krabs burns the Krabby Patty secret formula, and Plankton's Chum Bucket still gets no customers because the only way he could put Eugene out of business was by sticking Spongebob on a hook.

 

I wish I could roll around in toxic waste and gain super powers.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you have super cancer.

 

I wish I'm immune to poison and diseases, so I can sleep with whoever I want and not worry about STD.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. Also, I'll turn you ugly. And since there's people into just about everything apparently, let me specify "To all tastes."

 

I wish I could tap into wifi with my mind.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but you don't have the ability to sign out of the wifi. Your mind soon comes under assault by spambots and begins to erode.

 

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I wish I had a magic wand, the kind that people in power always complain about not having when pressed for results.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, the wish was taken literally and you "had" a magic wand, but you lost it right away without making any wish.

 

I wish my thread wouldn't be spammed with advertisements. 

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. It is spammed with pr0n instead.

 

I wish I had lots of money.

[Isichar]

Granted, your entire house is now filled with monopoly money

 

I wish I had my own private theater.

[Battlebloodmage]

As long as it involved tentacles.

 

Granted, you have a lot of monopoly money.

 

I wish football no longer popular.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. Justin Beiber absorbs all its popularity.

 

I wish Dragon Age could absorb both their popularity.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, Dragon Age becomes so popular it becomes the next Call of Duty. One is released every year and is a simple hack and slash with no interesting story what so ever.

 

I wish that I get a full scholarship to a four-year university.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you major in philosophy and sell coffee at Starbucks after graduating.

 

I wish I have a gaydar. 

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you employ a mad scientist to build you a gaydar. He attaches the massive 300 pound radar gaydar to your cranium. The sheer weight of it crushes your head like a watermelon

 

I wish prince nuada killed hellboy at the end of hellboy 2.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but it was all a dream.

 

I wish people would spell correctly, every time, except when intentionally misspelling.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. Everyone spells correcly when they arent triyng net to. An ereone intentionaly mispells to trull u.

 

The English major in me wishes I hadn't just done that.

[Lunch Box1912]

Granted

 

( I honestly wanted to post the forget me know bit from arrested development but I couldn't find it.  )

 

I wish Farscape was still on TV

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but the show has gone so far down hill, that only new viewers can stand to watch it.

 

I wish my avvie was a real person.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And she's more into me than you.

 

I wish my Chaotic Good Blood Mage was a real person.

[Just My Moniker]

Wish granted, your blood powers his journey into this world.

 

I wish that Breaking Benjamin would finally put out another album.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but I won't be corrupting your wish (although you did ninja me).

 

I wish I knew what women were thinking. Not men, because males are hurtful to everyone, while female are mostly just hurtful to other females.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but now you know that women regard you as a horrid low bred male. You now have to put up with constantly being insulted by hearing women think of their low opinions of you. On the off day you don't hear a woman complaining about you, they're thinking of how they hope no one noticed they passed gas.

 

I wish crazies would stop thinking that chemtrails and fluoride in drinking water are some sort of big government conspiracy.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, now they think chemtrails and fluoride in the drinking water is a GIGANTIC government conspiracy.

 

I wish I had the fastest and best internet connection in the world.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted, but now everyone knows, and they hate you and want to kill you and throw eggs at your house.

 

I wish all females grew boobs of the exact same large size, which (the size) changes depending on how thin or overweight they are.