Corrupt a wish

#101
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:22

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Granted but now having a PhD. aka being Dr. MacLean is not "in" anymore and not needed, everyone who has a PhD gets shot!

I wish for everyone to obey me.

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#102
Dragon_Claw

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:24

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Granted. But everybody is on drugs!

I wish for a wishing star.

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#103
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:25

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Granted but it will fall directly in your eye and blind you!

I wish for lots of gold.

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#104
Dragon_Claw

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:27

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Granted. But it's gonna be in liquid.

I wish for (in a bimbo voice) world peace.

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#105
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Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:30

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Hahahahahahaha LOL!

Granted but it will only happen in your dream!

I wish for a Ferrari, RED!

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#106
TheClonesLegacy

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:34

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Granted but it explodes when you drive it over the minimum speed limit or chip the paint.

I wish for a new pair of Steampunk goggles.

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#107
Dragon_Claw

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:34

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@OWA. Granted. And here it is:

Image IPB

@Clones. Granted. But the goggles are always fogged up.

I wish for a private jet.

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#108
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:38

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I love it!!!! haha.

Granted but halfway in the air the engine will stop and you will crash and die.

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#109
Blarg

Posté 01 avril 2013 - 11:37

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OWA! No wish? You killed the thread!

I wish for this thread to get going again.

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#110
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:02

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Ahhhh damnnnnnn, sorrrrryyyyyy, my baaaaaaddd!!!!!

Granted but I will be back again with my bad jokes!

I wish for blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg to post here again and make this thread move some more.

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#111
TheJediSaint

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:08

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Granted, but instead you get me.

I wish for the stars to align.

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#112
Blarg

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:17

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Granted, but then they explode.

I wish people would just call me Blarg...

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#113
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:20

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh loool Edited

@JediSaint Thats not so bad ;-)

Granted but they will all align so they will form to look like a monster and scare the crap out of you and you will because of that forever and ever hide under a rock out of fear!

Granted but they will still call you blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg

I wish for it to rain of diamonds.

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#114
TheJediSaint

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:27

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(I'm not bad, but I am corrupt)

Granted, but gale force winds cause the diamonds to cut you to ribbons.

I wish the Star Wars prequels never happened.

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#115
LPPrince

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:30

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Granted, but thats only the case in an alternate universe.

I wish I wasn't a Prince

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#116
TheJediSaint

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:32

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Granted, princess.

I wish I was more smarter.

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#117
Homebound

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:36

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Granted.
You're a little bit smarter.

I wish I could ride Princess Celestia into battle.

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#118
Blarg

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:37

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Granted, but she dies mid-charge.

I wish I could get a Lancer in ME3 MP.

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#119
Battlebloodmage

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:47

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Granted, but EA server shuts down 5 minutes later.

I wish my arrow shooting skill would improve.

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#120
Lunch Box1912

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:51

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Granted but your Kakliosaur gobbles it up before you can ride into battle with it.

oh snap edit
granted but you have no more arrows.

I wish there was a Kakliosaur battle scene against reaper husks and Marauder Shields.

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#121
TheJediSaint

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:52

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Granted, then you ride the beam up to the Citadel.

I wish Jar Jar Binks existed in real life so I could beat him to death with a plastic lightsaber.

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#122
Blarg

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:55

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Granted, but...you know, I'm not even going to put a twist on that one. Proceed.

I wish for a real lightsaber.

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#123
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:55

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Ahhhh Blaaaarrrrrggg we post at the same time all the time lol :wizard:

@JediSaint Granted but he will rise afterwards as a zombie and eat you alive!!!

@Blarg

Granted but it will come alive, start flying high, chase after you and cut you in half.

I wish I could be famous.

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#124
Lunch Box1912

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:59

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Granted your George W Bush

I wish for a floating bowler hat.

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#125
TheJediSaint

Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:59

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OneWomanArmy wrote...

Ahhhh Blaaaarrrrrggg we post at the same time all the time lol

@JediSaint Granted but he will rise afterwards as a zombie and eat you alive!!!

I wish I could be famous.

Granted, you're famous for being Patient Zero of a zombie plague.

I wish to own the world's most comfortable chair.

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#101 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:22

#102 Dragon_Claw Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:24

#103 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:25

#104 Dragon_Claw Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:27

#105 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:30

#106 TheClonesLegacy Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:34

#107 Dragon_Claw Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:34

#108 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 01 avril 2013 - 09:38

#109 Blarg Posté 01 avril 2013 - 11:37

#110 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:02

#111 TheJediSaint Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:08

#112 Blarg Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:17

#113 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:20

#114 TheJediSaint Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:27

#115 LPPrince Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:30

#116 TheJediSaint Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:32

#117 Homebound Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:36

#118 Blarg Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:37

#119 Battlebloodmage Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:47

#120 Lunch Box1912 Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:51

#121 TheJediSaint Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:52

#122 Blarg Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:55

#123 Guest_OneWomanArmy_* Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:55

#124 Lunch Box1912 Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:59

#125 TheJediSaint Posté 02 avril 2013 - 12:59

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