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#101
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Granted but now having a PhD. aka being Dr. MacLean is not "in" anymore and not needed, everyone who has a PhD gets shot!

I wish for everyone to obey me.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 01 avril 2013 - 09:22 .


#102
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Granted. But everybody is on drugs!

I wish for a wishing star.

#103
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Granted but it will fall directly in your eye and blind you!

I wish for lots of gold.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 01 avril 2013 - 09:26 .


#104
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Granted. But it's gonna be in liquid.

I wish for (in a bimbo voice) world peace.

#105
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Hahahahahahaha LOL!

Granted but it will only happen in your dream!

I wish for a Ferrari, RED!

#106
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Granted but it explodes when you drive it over the minimum speed limit or chip the paint.

I wish for a new pair of Steampunk goggles.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 01 avril 2013 - 09:34 .


#107
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@OWA. Granted. And here it is:

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@Clones. Granted. But the goggles are always fogged up.

I wish for a private jet.

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 01 avril 2013 - 09:35 .


#108
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I love it!!!! haha.

Granted but halfway in the air the engine will stop and you will crash and die.

#109
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OWA! No wish? You killed the thread!

I wish for this thread to get going again.

#110
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Ahhhh damnnnnnn, sorrrrryyyyyy, my baaaaaaddd!!!!!

Granted but I will be back again with my bad jokes!

I wish for blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg to post here again and make this thread move some more.

#111
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Granted, but instead you get me.

I wish for the stars to align.

#112
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Granted, but then they explode.

I wish people would just call me Blarg...

#113
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh loool Edited

@JediSaint Thats not so bad ;-)

Granted but they will all align so they will form to look like a monster and scare the crap out of you and you will because of that forever and ever hide under a rock out of fear!

Granted but they will still call you blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg

I wish for it to rain of diamonds.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 02 avril 2013 - 12:23 .


#114
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(I'm not bad, but I am corrupt)

Granted, but gale force winds cause the diamonds to cut you to ribbons.

I wish the Star Wars prequels never happened.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 02 avril 2013 - 12:27 .


#115
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Granted, but thats only the case in an alternate universe.

I wish I wasn't a Prince

#116
TheJediSaint

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Granted, princess.

I wish I was more smarter.

#117
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Granted.
You're a little bit smarter.

I wish I could ride Princess Celestia into battle.

#118
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Granted, but she dies mid-charge.

I wish I could get a Lancer in ME3 MP.

Modifié par blaaaaaaaaaarg, 02 avril 2013 - 12:37 .


#119
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Granted, but EA server shuts down 5 minutes later.

I wish my arrow shooting skill would improve.

#120
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Granted but your Kakliosaur gobbles it up before you can ride into battle with it.

oh snap edit
granted but you have no more arrows.

I wish there was a Kakliosaur battle scene against reaper husks and Marauder Shields.

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 02 avril 2013 - 12:53 .


#121
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Granted, then you ride the beam up to the Citadel.

I wish Jar Jar Binks existed in real life so I could beat him to death with a plastic lightsaber.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 02 avril 2013 - 12:53 .


#122
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Granted, but...you know, I'm not even going to put a twist on that one. Proceed.

I wish for a real lightsaber.

#123
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Ahhhh Blaaaarrrrrggg we post at the same time all the time lol :wizard:

@JediSaint Granted but he will rise afterwards as a zombie and eat you alive!!!

@Blarg

Granted but it will come alive, start flying high, chase after you and cut you in half.

I wish I could be famous.

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 02 avril 2013 - 12:57 .


#124
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Granted your George W Bush

I wish for a floating bowler hat.

#125
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OneWomanArmy wrote...

Ahhhh Blaaaarrrrrggg we post at the same time all the time lol :wizard:

@JediSaint Granted but he will rise afterwards as a zombie and eat you alive!!!

I wish I could be famous.


Granted, you're famous for being Patient Zero of a zombie plague.

I wish to own the world's most comfortable chair.