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[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but now you have a pair of overbearing parents who force you to compete in every competition out there and practice all the time, so you can't do anything fun.

 

I wish America wouldn't be so racist.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but America has to put that extra -ist somewhere. It decides to become puppy-ist.

 

 

I wish I knew the exact right thing to say in every situation.

[DrPhil]

Granted. But people will spite you for being a smart arse.

I wish I could grow decent facial hair.

[ObserverStatus]

granted, you develop hypertrichosis

 

I wish there was a KotOR 3

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, but it's made by George Lucas.

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=7sPD5SV2E00

[Just My Moniker]

Ed Edd N Eddy! Best cartoon ever!

 

Granted, you are a fish...a tuna to be exact...in a can.

 

I wish that I was a demi-god.

[Versus Omnibus]

Ed Edd N Eddy! Best cartoon ever!

 

Could it be?! Another Ed, Edd, Eddy fan?! I'm-- This is-- I don't--

 

 

Ahem... Right, anyway...

 

Granted, but your parents are the god of stupidity and Kim Kardashen.

 

I wish I had a PMC like Atlas Corporation.

[Nate Assassin]

Granted but a bunch of Cerberus Atlas mechs destroy it.

 

I wish I had more haters.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, you are now Justin Bieber.

 

I wish my country of Bir Tawil was real.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, now if only you had a TV...

 

I wish I had a device that could answer correctly any question I asked it.

[Nate Assassin]

Granted but you can only ask it 1 question.

 

I wish I had more anti bronies following me everywhere.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but nobody else likes the games but you. The rpg developers are forced to either quit or churn out mind-numbing fps's to stay in business.

 

 

I wish that I didnt have the need for sleep.

[Nate Assassin]

Granted but now you always have the need for speed.

 

I wish I could unban Jordan.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but the reality suddenly hit, you realize you ARE Jordan- directed by M. Night Shyamalan,

 

I wish there are more Asian leading roles in Hollywood.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, but the roles require the actors to commit seppeku afterwards. (On a more serious note I agree. Movies like 47 Ronin and Edge of Tomorrow irritate me).

 

I wish that I lived in Vancouver.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. But as soon as you move in, everyone else moves away.

 

I wish my final paper for 18th century lit was asexual so it could do itself.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, but instead of the self-reproducing asexual, it's the non-sexual drive asexual. So it just sits there.

 

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, your wish is incorruptible. But because of your cleverness, the genie granting your wish is infuriated and imprisons you in a dark pit from which you will never escape. 

 

I wish that I had the Byakugan.

[geth47]

Granted. An atomic bomb was just detonated in your street. Have fun.

 

I wish Yvonne Strahovski  would agree to record her voice for my Answering machine.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, 1000 angry monkeys lay siege to your house.

Edit: Ninja'd yet again.

 

Granted, but she has a cold the day of the recording and sounds nothing like herself.

 

I wish that I had a photographic memory.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but whenever you're not focusing on something else, your mind's eye shifts to your photographic memory of tubgirl.

 

I wish I had antlers.