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[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, it turns into 100 Canadian bill. As we all know, Canadian money is monopoly money. j/k

 

I wish people stop making fun of Canada.

[geth47]

Granted. People stopped joking about Canada ever since they started to feel pity for it and its population after the country was devastated.

 

 

I wish Brazilian women were respectable and had a well deserved reputation for decency. 

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted. People stopped joking about Canada ever since they started to feel pity for it and its population after the country was devastated.

 

 

I wish Brazilian women were respectable and had a well deserved reputation for decency. 

Granted, the porn industry collapsed.

 

I wish I have a death note. 

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but oh look...someone wrote your name in it.

 

I wish that I was always right about everything.

Modifié par Just My Moniker, 21 mai 2014 - 02:34 .

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. And your no-longer-fictions are worse in many cases than the former truth.

 

I wish I had a 2-foot-long sandwich.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, heres your 2-foot long, horseradish, sardine, mayonnaise, bologna, rancid cheese, and moldy bread sandwich. Bon appetit 

 

I wish that I could use the shadow clone jutsu.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I was going to corrupt this one, but you know what? Since the thing cuts your life force at least in half while it's up I don't think I'm even going to bother. Have fun.

 

I wish I was a level 10 Rainbow Servant.

[Just My Moniker]

I was going to corrupt this one, but you know what? Since the thing cuts your life force at least in half while it's up I don't think I'm even going to bother. Have fun.

Well since the shadow clone jutsu uses chakra and not my life force...I JUST GOT AN UNCORRUPTED WISH!

 

Granted, you are now a level 10 member of a rainbow worshiping cult known as the Rainbow Servants. You are forced to dye your hair rainbow colors and worship rainbows all day long. (How was the genie supposed to know you were talking about D&D?)

 

I wish that my dogs got along better.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted. Now they won't stop licking each other.

 

I wish I had a wish right now.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, you have a wish, but you dont trust the genie so you dont tell him what it is.

 

I wish that I had all the power in the world.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but now the world is dark and you can't bring the lights back on.

I wish for the Colonel's Secret Recipe.

[RogerDevine]

Granted! Now good look trying to decipher his handwriting. 

 

I wish Hollywood made no more remakes

[Blue Gloves]

Granted all movies are now solely directed, produced, and written by Uwe Boll

 

I wish I had a Star Trek replicator.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but the government learns of it. Secret agents then confiscate it and lock you up in a top-secret prison facility.

 

I wish that my pencil was broken. (Try to corrupt that!  )

[Blue Gloves]

Granted- it breaks because it was shoved forcibly through your thigh, past skin and muscle, and was broken against your femur.

 

I wish I could play the piano.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted- it breaks because it was shoved forcibly through your thigh, past skin and muscle, and was broken against your femur.

And here I thought my wish was incorruptible. Never have I been so wrong.

 

Granted, but you are forced to play it 13 hours a day. Only one song too. Hope you enjoy chopsticks!

 

I wish that I was given a decent salary for just living my life.

[Blue Gloves]

And here I thought my wish was incorruptible. Never have I been so wrong.

 

I wish that I was given a decent salary for just living my life.

lol, I may have cheated- just finished a semester focused on studying bones, bone repair, and new grafting technology- during the course, I literally broke my pencil when I tapped it against a disarticulated femur too forcibly. 

 

Granted, the government decides to begin issuing you weekly payments that will support you comfortably for the rest of your life.  Unfortunately, WWIII began shortly after you made the wish, and the only available food and entertainment consists of iguana bits, mole rat meat, and injections of Psycho and Buffout.

 

I wish I wasn't a Muggle.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but it's the Mark 42 armor from Iron Man 3.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Legos.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. There will now always be Lego pieces magically abundant on the floors of your home. No amount of picking them up will ever reduce them.

 

 

I wish I had more money than I know what to use it for.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, but you get buried by your large fortune due to not spending it.

 

 

I wish I knew what the new Mass Effect was about.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, heres what its about. You play as Sheploo (No choice in gender or character appearance) who is now a retired spectre and is a male dancer on Omega. You can control his dance moves and you level up depending on how much money you earn.

 

I wish that nothing happened when the genie granted my wish. Thereby avoiding any bad outcome. 

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but a genie isn't corrupting your wish, I am. Therefore I decree that you shall french kiss every homeless man in your state.

 

I wish my employer would at least give me full time pay if they were going to have me on full time hours, devious bastards.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, heres what its about. You play as Sheploo (No choice in gender or character appearance) who is now a retired spectre and is a male dancer on Omega. You can control his dance moves and you level up depending on how much money you earn.

 

 

Finally, something to use the Kinect for!! XD

 

 

 

I wish my employer would at least give me full time pay if they were going to have me on full time hours, devious bastards.

 

 

Granted, now you work overnight shifts as well.

 

 

I wish I had a pet Wolf Dog.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, you now have a Wolf Dog. A talking one too. Awesome right? Wrong! He belittles you all the time and calls you names. You want to get rid of him within a week.

 

I wish my mp3 player had a longer battery life.