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[The Love Runner]

Granted, but it's now stuck on auto-play.

I wish I had every flavor of the Oreo cookie.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted. *Moniker pulls out an oreo cannon loaded with every different flavor of oreo* *Aims cannon at Galactic Runner* *FIRES!* *Galactic Runner is pelted with oreos traveling at 60 mph* Hope you enjoy your oreos 

 

I wish that only good things ever happened to me.

[Gravisanimi]

Granted, but someone kills you over your good luck, which just so happens to be a good thing for some twisted reason.

 

I wish to wish

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. I corrupt it.

 

I wish I hadn't had to actually do that.

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. You didn't have to.   ...     ...    - But you still did it.

 

 

I wish my mother would shut up about nonsense I would be insane to care about in any way.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, now she won't talk to you at all.

 

 

I wish Guardians of the Galaxy was out already.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, it is out and playing at the movie theaters in your city! Today! You get in your car to go see it. Then out of nowhere...an erupting volcano appears! You drive around, dodging the lava skillfully, You think youre safe when a wild tsunami wave appears! Luckily your driving skills are superb, you bypass most of the worst parts of the water. You continue on your way, wearily, but determined to see Guardians of the Galaxy. Now you have to deal with the panicked mass of civilians trying to escape the horrors inflicted on your city. Just then an 8.0 earthquake strikes! But screw that! Youre going to see that movie goddam it! Finally you make it to the theater which is miraculously unharmed. There is no crowd there to see the movie (You are the only person to still want to go to the movies after what just happened.) so you get the theater all to yourself! You approach the cashier(Who is still there for some odd reason) to buy your ticket. You reach into your pocket for your walle...wait...wheres your wallet? You left it at home >__<

 

I wish that I could control the powers of Darkness! Mwahahahah!

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but now you have to do The Darkness' bidding since you are the host now and Jackie Estacado isn't.

I wish to control each movie I have with a game controller so that I can have gameplay in a film for a more immersive experience. Lol.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted, it is out and playing at the movie theaters in your city! Today! You get in your car to go see it. Then out of nowhere...an erupting volcano appears! You drive around, dodging the lava skillfully, You think youre safe when a wild tsunami wave appears! Luckily your driving skills are superb, you bypass most of the worst parts of the water. You continue on your way, wearily, but determined to see Guardians of the Galaxy. Now you have to deal with the panicked mass of civilians trying to escape the horrors inflicted on your city. Just then an 8.0 earthquake strikes! But screw that! Youre going to see that movie goddam it! Finally you make it to the theater which is miraculously unharmed. There is no crowd there to see the movie (You are the only person to still want to go to the movies after what just happened.) so you get the theater all to yourself! You approach the cashier(Who is still there for some odd reason) to buy your ticket. You reach into your pocket for your walle...wait...wheres your wallet? You left it at home >__<

 

I wish that I could control the powers of Darkness! Mwahahahah!

 

*Whistles*

 

 

 

I wish to control each movie I have with a game controller so that I can have gameplay in a film for a more immersive experience. Lol.

 

Granted, but the movies are just quick-time-events with no branching paths.

 

I wish "reality" television shows never existed.

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted. Have fun during the chases you'll have with the local police.

 

 

I wish I had a Hammerhead from ME2.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but you dont specify that theres no one in it. When it arrives at your house, three angry Krogan jump out. Three VERY angry Krogan. "What are they so angry at?" you wonder as they beat you to a pulp and destroy your house.

 

I wish that the next poster has a great day. (You wouldnt corrupt a wish meant for you would you?  )

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but after my great day ends, I learn that my happiness came at Just My Moniker's expense.

 

I wish the bourbon never ran out.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you are given a cup of bourbon that never runs out! You get so drunk you pass out and drive straight into a telephone pole. You totally annihilate your vehicle and end up in the hospital with two broken legs.

 

I wish for every wish made in this thread to be uncorrupted by the poster below me

[bEVEsthda]

Granted. However, since the corruption is - at least for part of these wishes, and ideally - an intimate part of how the wishes were granted, of course the wishes themselves must also be made ungranted.

 

 

I wish people weren't so dam' gullible, and swallowing every journalistic-spinned desinformation there is, in all those "documentary"-shows.

 

(Edit: P.S. And I wasn't thinking about Global warming. Far sooner, in that case, of Global warming -scepticism. Those are the ones paid for, by the greedy moneygrubbers, rapers of our common heritage, thieves of our childrens future.)

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, people are no longer so gullible. But due to climate change, it starts to snow drastically more than it has in previous winters in your home. Large amounts of salt are used to de-ice the roads and the salt corrodes your car. Your car's sub-frame gets so rusted that the engine block falls out of your car while you're driving on the highway, causing you to decelerate at an unsafe rate.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Loup Blanc]

Granted but you will die within 24 hours.

 

I wish I had a harem of 100 most beautiful women from all around the world.

 

(don't tell me granted but you have no wiener, please !)

[Versus Omnibus]

Granted but you will die within 24 hours.

 

I wish I had a harem of 100 most beautiful women from all around the world.

 

(don't tell me granted but you have no wiener, please !)

 

Way to take all the fun out of it!

 

Hmmmm..... OH!!

 

Granted. You now have a harem of 100 beautiful lesbians, who've kicked you out of said harem.

 

I wish I had a microphone so I can start my own podcast.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but your advocate for overthrowing the government so you were executed for treason.

 

I wish I have a harem of 100 handsome guys who are into me only.

[Loup Blanc]

Granted but they each are impotent.

 

I wish my blonde milf of a neighbor made advances to me.

[geth47]

Granted. She did, but it was just to make the man she´s really interested in get jealous and beat you to a pulp.

 

I wish I could make Kotor work on my machine. 

[Volus Warlord]

Granted. It works for 10 minutes and then it blows up, killing everyone in a 30 mile radius. 

 

I wish there was no emoticon limit on BSN.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but the emoticons crash the site.

I wish for an annual BSN barbecue.

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, you were the main course.

 

I wish the world would end tomorrow. 

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but I like the world...so I put today on an infinite loop (Like in Groundhog Day) . Tomorrow will never come, and thus, neither will the end of the world 

 

I wish that my laptop's battery was always fully charged.