Granted but it heats up so much that the rest of your lap top melts.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
Corrupt a wish
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#1402
Posté 03 juin 2014 - 07:35
Versus Omnibus
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Granted. Enjoy being between some guy's buns. (Yes, pun intended.)
I wish my training for my new job was over.
#1403
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Posté 03 juin 2014 - 08:22
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Granted! But sadly.... as soon as your training is done with.. you will get replaced by some little junior, a little 12 year old boy!
I wish that someone would get me one of each game that exists in the whole wide world, I want to own every game ever made.
#1404
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 01:06
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Granted. You become totally depressed after realizing that Sturgeon's law is true, and over ninety percent of everything is nothing but total garbage. It does not matter if we are talking about books, movies, songs, videogames...
I wish I could teleport at will.
#1405
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 02:05
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Granted, but you have no free will, so you're basically a transportation system powered by humans being invented by North Korean mad scientist in the future to invade America.
I wish Yugioh anime finally has a female protagonist. Hell, half the guys look like girls already.
#1406
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 02:07
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Granted she'll be a yushoh xD
i wish sailor saturn got more screen time
#1407
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:02
bEVEsthda
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Granted, a new pen from Sailor, named Saturn, is product placed in the next 007- as well as next Mission Impossible movie.
I wish there was an easy and safe way to handle forest fires.
#1408
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:53
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Granted but now everythings at the bottom of the ocean.
I wish I could go on a fantastic vacation.
- bEVEsthda aime ceci
#1409
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 05:28
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Granted. A mental patient with the same name as you escapes from the local asylum. A group of nice men, convinced that you're the escapee, take you away and convince you that you're taking a trip to a very nice asylum resort. You get so drugged up that you quickly lose your grip on reality, and start actually believing that you're on a fantastic vacation.
I wish I had my favorite breakfast food right now, blueberry pancakes and bacon
#1410
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 06:45
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Granted, but they taste awful.
I wish people would learn to use plurals correctly.
#1411
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Posté 20 juin 2014 - 08:06
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Granted! Buuuuuuuutttttttt when everyone learns, you will forget.......
I wish that my neighbour would stop complaining over my dogs howling.
#1412
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 08:16
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Granted. You now have no dogs.
I wish reincarnation was real.
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Posté 20 juin 2014 - 08:31
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Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted! You have now come back as a bug annnnddd whats that?:... A huge foot about to stomp on you??... Get out!!!! Hurry!!!!!! Ruuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
I wish that something interesting would happen soon.
#1414
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 11:16
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Granted. Voila ...
I wish to be sent in the future so I can play DA:I !
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Posté 20 juin 2014 - 11:33
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You didn't do it right!!! You have to grant it, then corrupt it and you have to explain it all in details too! tsk tsk tsk 
Granted! You are now in the future playing DA:I buuuuut, you got sent very far into the future, like into 2040 so you are now very old and playing DA:I which now will look very bad with the current graphics and systems......
I wish that my old dogs could go back to being young again 
#1416
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 03:46
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Granted but they go back to not being house trained, eating your slippers and gnawing on the furniture. (What kind of dawgs do you have OWA)?
I wish my dog enjoyed retrieving more.
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Posté 20 juin 2014 - 04:03
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Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I have a male, a little mixed unknown breed (15 year old ) and a female HUGE Alaskan Malamute mixed with White German Shepherd (almost 10 year old ), she howls like a wolf every time she gets separated from me, it can get very difficult.
Granted! But.... your dog will also enjoy not listening to you at all, he/she will drive you nuts all the time!! (damn its hard to corrupt this wish, there is nothing bad to be said about dogs! lol) Which kind of dog do you have Beer?
I wish that a doggy year could be as long as a human year!
#1418
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 04:08
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Granted but the dog will now be your master.
I wish i had cookies today ! nothing left and i'm too tired to buy 
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Posté 20 juin 2014 - 04:11
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Granted old guy! 
But they will be poisoned cookies... and it was your enemy who poisoned them... someone from bsn.... oh oh....
I wish that I knew how everyone from bsn looked like, I am such a curious woman!
#1420
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 04:17
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Granted old guy!
I wish that I knew how everyone from bsn looked like, I am such a curious woman!
Granted. But you will find they are all secretly split personalities of yourself!
I wish it was already the weekend.
#1421
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 04:17
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Granted but you'll have work coming up all weekend, haha !
I wish i never have to be sick again.
#1422
Posté 20 juin 2014 - 07:48
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Granted. ...But it includes that you must take a spoonful of preventive medicine three times a day. The first time you take it, it's really awful, and the taste clings for hours. And on the third day the faintest smell is enough to have you retching. Alas, it only gets worse.
Right now I wish I had a big ice cold Coca Cola.
#1423
Posté 22 juin 2014 - 04:12
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Granted, the can is so frozen that you probably could bash and kill someone with it and it never melts.
I wish the world is back to medieval time with me being the lord of a wealthy castle.
#1424
Posté 22 juin 2014 - 05:11
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Granted, the can is so frozen that you probably could bash and kill someone with it and it never melts.
I wish the world is back to medieval time with me being the lord of a wealthy castle.
Granted but it's just you no servants no wife/husband no guards just you alone your money and your castle
I wish for immortality (but before you say all you family dies and what not. Half of a small family never talk to me so it would not really affect me, not trying to make it hard on you granter just being realistic)
#1425
Posté 22 juin 2014 - 05:19
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Granted, but your immortality doesn't kick in until you age to 140 years of age with all your organs and muscles broken down already.
I wish I were a reality warper and can change reality any way I want.
