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[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. You are a reality warper and can change reality in any way you want. When you're high on acid.

 

... what have I done?

 

I wish I could change reality when sober.

[Just My Moniker]

Granted, but I've turned you into an alcoholic. You will never be sober 

 

I wish that I was given a 100% discount on every product in every store in the world.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. Business owners all around the world get mad though and to compensate their losses, they raise their prices by 5,000%, just for you.

 

I wish I didn't have to waste my only resurrection scroll on this thread.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Granted. Here's a Greater Animate Dead scroll to use instead.

 

I wish this thread had never died.

[Orian Tabris]

Granted. It has now been upgraded to reflex twitching.

 

I wish I had pancakes in my mouth.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

While we were on vacation, my dad made pancakes using some super-old gravy mix and some several-day-old rice. We fed them to the seagulls. I think I even have a picture.

 

And now we're feeding them to you.

 

I wish I had decent pancakes in my mouth.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. It's been too long since you've had decent pancakes! You charge into ihop like a madman and demand a plate full of decent pancakes. The panicked kitchen staff complies and minutes later bring out a tray full of pancakes. Licking your lips in greedy joy, you grab a handful of pancakes and start munching on them merrily.

 

Seconds later you realize that you've actually missed the pancakes on the plate, and have actually just fed yourself a bunch of hot sauce and a Carolina Reaper.

 

I wish I had some spectacular waffles in my mouth