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[Blarg]

My ninja powers are growing. And ironically, I just got ninja'd.

Anyways, @OWA, granted, but you only become famous after death.

@TJS, granted, but it ignites as soon as you sit on it.

I wish I was a biotic IRL.

Modifié par blaaaaaaaaaarg, 02 avril 2013 - 01:01 .

[TheJediSaint]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

My ninja powers are growing.

Anyways, granted, but you only become famous after death.

I wish I was a biotic IRL.

Granted, but you're given faulty L2 impants that cause you to go crazy and then die.

I wish Nugs were real.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 02 avril 2013 - 01:07 .

[Mahrac]

@ blarg Granted, but the procedure damages your brain and makes you unable to move.

@ jedi ...I have no clue what a Nug is

I wish that I had wings

Modifié par Mahrac, 02 avril 2013 - 01:06 .

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Granted, but you have to spend your money on helping to extract the subatomic particles that help construct the universe.

I wish to have nothing.

[TheJediSaint]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Granted but someone will think that you are a bird when they see you fly and cut your wings.

I wish to be the richest person in the world.

Granted, you're not the richest person in the world...with flavor.   You're eaten by a pack of groumet cannibals. 

@Walker:
Granted, you're transported to an empty universe.

I wish I was the lead singer of Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 02 avril 2013 - 01:13 .

[Homebound]

Granted. The band goes under.

I wish all the episodes in MLP season4 would be amazing.

[J-Pony]

Homebound wrote...

Granted. The band goes under.

I wish all the episodes in MLP season4 would be amazing.

Granted, but you suffer an accident that leaves you blind and deaf before the episodes are released.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

Modifié par jesselzrefan, 02 avril 2013 - 03:18 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, but whatever you wish for will be corrupted.

I wish I have a license to kill any living thing.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but so does everyone else.

I wish I had the power.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 02 avril 2013 - 03:27 .

[LPPrince]

Granted, the power to SIT DOOOOWN

I wish I had juice.

[Sajuro]

Filament wrote...

Granted, and you get so juiced that Congress launches an investigation into steroid use on the BSN and demands you to testify.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted but it is extremely painful and uncontrollable.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, that's is what I truly want to be, for if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner: Everyone would be in love with me

[Homebound]

granted. you eat yourself.

I wish Recon would finally admit that Princess Luna is his waifu.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

No. Recon is protected by the 9 divines and cannot be corrupted by this.

I wish I had 10 million dollars.

[BouncyFrag]

Legatus Arianus wrote...
I wish I had 10 million dollars.

Granted, but it is in pennies.

I wish I had complete control over the developement of the next Dragon Age and Mass Effect game.
 

[RedArmyShogun]

Granted. You are now part of my Terrorist Army, also my gun is more powerful than yours.

I wish my Discount fights idea would take off to more places.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, the bomb I placed under your seat goes off, sending your idea (and every other part of you) to many places at once.

I wish stupid was a curable condition.

[Sajuro]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Granted but it only works on other people and not you, so now you are the only stupid person on earth and everybody laughs at you.

I wish for everyone to always do as I say, ALWAYS!!!

Granted, but they do everything literally, so one time when you say 'oh just shoot me' that ends you.

I wish I could fast travel between cities like a video game

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but you get stuck in a loading screen a starve to death.

I wish for a bottomless coffee mug.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you have a ring.

I wish I had mad stylin' moves.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, your moves get you put into a psychiatric institution.

I wish for everyone to feel my pain.